Today, my best friend and I came home from Japan. Her boyfriend and I have been having an affair before I left so I decided not to tell him she was coming with me. We just got off the plane and got a bite to eat, he was waiting for me so he could propose, my best friend was standing next to me. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I left for a one and a half month trip to Japan with my boyfriend. He promptly broke up with me the first night in the hotel. When asked why he couldn't have waited until the trip was over, he said he didn't want to create "false memories." FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I told her best friend the plan the day before. I got reservations to a restaurant on the beach, and we were going to arrive via boat. She never showed. Her parents called me asking why she left town to go to Paris. FML
Today, I went on a double date with my bestfriend. At the end of the night, her boyfriend gave her a long kiss, and texted her 5 minutes after we left to say he missed her already. My boyfriend picked his nose, then gave me a fist bump as a goodbye. FML
Today, I introduced the girl I was talking to my best friend, and we all hung out. Until this day, her and I were doing great. After my friend left, she started gushing about how hot he is. He wasn't hitting on her at all. I reminded her that, and that he has a girlfriend. She was calm, but visibly upset. FML
Today, my wife and I both spent a weekend away separately with our close friends. However, we ran into each other, unplanned, at the airport. She was with her girls and I was with my girlfriend. FML
Today, after three years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed. To my best friend. FML
Today, I had to help my best friend plan his upcoming date with the girl he doesn't know I'm secretly in love with. FML
Today, I invited over my best friend, whom I've loved for over a year, since she had to tell me "something important". I got excited and thought she was going to tell me she loved me too. She ended up coming out to me, and wanted to know if I would meet her girlfriend. FML
Today, I flew home early from a two-month trip to Europe to surprise my boyfriend on his birthday. When I got to his house with a home baked cake from scratch and a quilt with silk-screened pictures from my trip, his roommate answered the door and said, "Oh sorry, he's out with his girlfriend." FML
Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML
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fleg 9
you're the worst kind of person.
sarah8909 0
What your friend didn't mention a trip to Japan to him either? And he decided to get engaged to you without even breaking it off with her? And when he saw you coming off the plane he didn't notice his girlfriend right next to you? FAIL
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Carribu 0
ughhhh...the grammar nazi inside me feels the need to correct my horrible grammar Your*
jussie69 0
wow you are so two faced. how can it be your "best friend" if your having an affair with HER boyfriend!? duesh.
life_rules 0
What the HELL were you doing having an affair with your best friends boyfriend?!?!?! If you ask me, I think you're the biggest dumbshit EVER. I usually dont comment but this, I had to comment on, because it TOTALLY DISGUSTED me. You should be ashamed of yourself. You truly are an example of an epic fail.
samisachamp 0
Is this true? I mean what kind of guy doesn't realize his gf is in Japan with the girl he's having an affair with? I think he would notice if his gf was gone for a week in a foreign country. However, if this is true....wtf you selfish piece of crap and why would you marry someone who cheats? Weird people.
Firefly83 0
I had to register here just to comment on this. If this is true....f YOUR life?!?!?! How about the "best friend" you just stabbed a knife into while the boyfriend twisted it. You two pathetic pieces of fail deserve each other. I can't wait til he cheats on you, lol.
ironyofmylife 0
You're a ****. Fyourlife.
judgeymcjudge 0
Are you... kidding?! And you expect SYMPATHY?! Rage. Much rage and disgust over here. I usually think people deserve a second chance. Not you. Go play in traffic. Now. People like you are why people like me are rapidly losing faith in people in general. I don't know who to despise more - you or the boyfriend. I say 'the' boyfriend because it is not clear at this point who he is linked to, you or her. Of course, it SHOULD be her, since you weren't the gf, just the loathesome creature on the side. I hope he gets his face bashed in and kicked in the groin three times a day with steel capped boots for the next year and a half. And I hope you get the fate you deserve - ending up totally alone, without a friend to your name or a boy on your arm. Especially not when your men of choice belong to someone else to begin with, and your interpretation of 'friendship' is clearly in need of some fine tuning. B*tch.
jennajamison 0
i legitimately hope you die, you self centered ****.
s4ucy_ 0
Wow, you really still call this poor girl your best friend? Instead of posting this story here looking for what, sympathy? you should probably think about how selfish, coldhearted and horrible you are.
ginalove 0
ur a dirty *****.