Today, my best friend and I came home from Japan. Her boyfriend and I have been having an affair before I left so I decided not to tell him she was coming with me. We just got off the plane and got a bite to eat, he was waiting for me so he could propose, my best friend was standing next to me. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I left for a one and a half month trip to Japan with my boyfriend. He promptly broke up with me the first night in the hotel. When asked why he couldn't have waited until the trip was over, he said he didn't want to create "false memories." FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I told her best friend the plan the day before. I got reservations to a restaurant on the beach, and we were going to arrive via boat. She never showed. Her parents called me asking why she left town to go to Paris. FML
Today, I went on a double date with my bestfriend. At the end of the night, her boyfriend gave her a long kiss, and texted her 5 minutes after we left to say he missed her already. My boyfriend picked his nose, then gave me a fist bump as a goodbye. FML
Today, I introduced the girl I was talking to my best friend, and we all hung out. Until this day, her and I were doing great. After my friend left, she started gushing about how hot he is. He wasn't hitting on her at all. I reminded her that, and that he has a girlfriend. She was calm, but visibly upset. FML
Today, my wife and I both spent a weekend away separately with our close friends. However, we ran into each other, unplanned, at the airport. She was with her girls and I was with my girlfriend. FML
Today, after three years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed. To my best friend. FML
Today, I had to help my best friend plan his upcoming date with the girl he doesn't know I'm secretly in love with. FML
Today, I invited over my best friend, whom I've loved for over a year, since she had to tell me "something important". I got excited and thought she was going to tell me she loved me too. She ended up coming out to me, and wanted to know if I would meet her girlfriend. FML
Today, I flew home early from a two-month trip to Europe to surprise my boyfriend on his birthday. When I got to his house with a home baked cake from scratch and a quilt with silk-screened pictures from my trip, his roommate answered the door and said, "Oh sorry, he's out with his girlfriend." FML
Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML
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fleg 9
you're the worst kind of person.
sarah8909 0
What your friend didn't mention a trip to Japan to him either? And he decided to get engaged to you without even breaking it off with her? And when he saw you coming off the plane he didn't notice his girlfriend right next to you? FAIL
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rofl_lmfao 0
what the **** is wrong with you.
tashtash18 0
fuckk
ultraman 0
such losers, you and the guy.... I bet you're an ugly bitch who doesn't mind getting ****** in the ass by ANYONE coz you can't get a decent man yourself. Go get married, you two deserve each other.
Juanderfull 0
Shit happens, you cant really judge someone untill you have been in their shoes. i mean i didnt have my best friends girl propose to me...but some stuff did happen none the less. Some people wont understand, yea were assholes, but you know what important thing is that you learn something. and all you jackasses calling this chick names and shit, people dont need that. try and help out. thats how you change idiot minds. not by calling them shit.
Ashleigh_85 0
He will do the same thing to you in the end once a cheat always a cheat that could apply to you as well if I was him I would be watching his best friend when you are around.
christopherlove 0
Another FML had its comments disabled because about 2 or 3 people called the poster a bitch (and she deserved it!). This FML has at least 300 people calling the OP a bitch or **** or ***** or worse. And still comments are enabled. Bias and mob mentality rule this site. Obviously the best friend wasn't exactly in a serious relationship, AND they're friendship can't be that strong. The OP is not "everything that's wrong with the world." She had some sex, she didn't kill anybody. I've never cheated in my life, but I laugh at how everybody overreacts to such a "crime."
Sappheyes 0
@ #354 "Obviously the best friend wasn't exactly in a serious relationship." Says who? The relationship may have been very serious to the "best friend", only she didn't know that her lying ***** of a boyfriend was cheating on her, and keeping up a ruse of a relationship with her.
leelee87_fml 0
FYL? More like FY. Please don't procreate.
cyxx 0
356 comments and only 3 vaguely non-negative ones (like 354). My faith in humanity is restored :) And just to reiterate. OP, I try to be nice to people, but this is too far. Something like a one-time drunken hookup with your best friend's boyfriend would be bad enough, but having an intense enough relationship that he would want to MARRY you? And all this behind your so called "best friend"'s back? I can't believe you even have the nerve to call her that. You are absolutely, absolutely disgusting. 354 - So there are definitely some extremist comments here, but can you honestly not say that this girl is a flat-out bitch?
uthinkurhot 0
wtf?? ur a ******* idiot!! why would you do that to your BEST FRIEND what kind of friend are you??? i hope the rest of your life is **** =]
_kaybri 0
EWWW can you say nasy **** much? You definetly need a life and dont deserve to be called a best friend. ***** ALERT!! :] **** YOUR LIFE