Today, my best friend and I came home from Japan. Her boyfriend and I have been having an affair before I left so I decided not to tell him she was coming with me. We just got off the plane and got a bite to eat, he was waiting for me so he could propose, my best friend was standing next to me. FML
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Today, I left for a one and a half month trip to Japan with my boyfriend. He promptly broke up with me the first night in the hotel. When asked why he couldn't have waited until the trip was over, he said he didn't want to create "false memories." FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I told her best friend the plan the day before. I got reservations to a restaurant on the beach, and we were going to arrive via boat. She never showed. Her parents called me asking why she left town to go to Paris. FML
Today, I went on a double date with my bestfriend. At the end of the night, her boyfriend gave her a long kiss, and texted her 5 minutes after we left to say he missed her already. My boyfriend picked his nose, then gave me a fist bump as a goodbye. FML
Today, I introduced the girl I was talking to my best friend, and we all hung out. Until this day, her and I were doing great. After my friend left, she started gushing about how hot he is. He wasn't hitting on her at all. I reminded her that, and that he has a girlfriend. She was calm, but visibly upset. FML
Today, my wife and I both spent a weekend away separately with our close friends. However, we ran into each other, unplanned, at the airport. She was with her girls and I was with my girlfriend. FML
Today, after three years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed. To my best friend. FML
Today, I had to help my best friend plan his upcoming date with the girl he doesn't know I'm secretly in love with. FML
Today, I invited over my best friend, whom I've loved for over a year, since she had to tell me "something important". I got excited and thought she was going to tell me she loved me too. She ended up coming out to me, and wanted to know if I would meet her girlfriend. FML
Today, I flew home early from a two-month trip to Europe to surprise my boyfriend on his birthday. When I got to his house with a home baked cake from scratch and a quilt with silk-screened pictures from my trip, his roommate answered the door and said, "Oh sorry, he's out with his girlfriend." FML
Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML
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fleg 9
you're the worst kind of person.
sarah8909 0
What your friend didn't mention a trip to Japan to him either? And he decided to get engaged to you without even breaking it off with her? And when he saw you coming off the plane he didn't notice his girlfriend right next to you? FAIL
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kayykatastrophii 0
You're not her best friend. Ugh.
Tripodi 0
way to be a best friend you ******* dipshit...you are ******* stupid...hopefully she beat your ass?
gleidu77 0
that's going to be a reallllly honest and trusting marriage. you deserve each other. i really hope he cheats on you. a lot. and why would you even submit this fml? "I'm a ******* bitch and am having an affair with my friend's boyfriend, and she found out! Ugh, how unfair that I can't **** with people's lives without being punished!" do you ACTUALLY expect sympathy here?
lolurlifesux 0
ew u nasty *****, i hope she BEAT ur ass. i certainly would of, and dont even call her ur "best friend" i hate ppl like u.
notruman 0
You make me sick. ****. You deserved everything. I hope your best friend sees the light and kicks the shit out of you.
okayjay 0
wow. how dare you even post this as F YOUR life. You are so low and do not deserve any kind of sympathy whatsoever. I feel so bad for your 'best friend'. I hope you grew balls and a dick just so she could destroy them and your saint of fiance's with her luggage.
deja54 0
You should probably hire a bodyguard. I haven't had this happen to me. And I won't, because I choose my friends more carefully than apparently your friend does, but if I had a best friend do this to me... Well I'm not going to verbalize this... but it wouldn't be very pretty. Install better locks on your doors and look both ways when you leave your home.
syd23 0
#4: I agree. The story makes no sense. Even if she explained it.
magmatoes 0
i cant wait until he cheats on you.
kattlatte 0
You people are so judgmental towards a total stranger. Srsly, who gives a shit enough to label people as ****** or assholes from an anonymous post? You all need to calmthefuckdown.