Today, my best friend and I came home from Japan. Her boyfriend and I have been having an affair before I left so I decided not to tell him she was coming with me. We just got off the plane and got a bite to eat, he was waiting for me so he could propose, my best friend was standing next to me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I left for a one and a half month trip to Japan with my boyfriend. He promptly broke up with me the first night in the hotel. When asked why he couldn't have waited until the trip was over, he said he didn't want to create "false memories." FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I told her best friend the plan the day before. I got reservations to a restaurant on the beach, and we were going to arrive via boat. She never showed. Her parents called me asking why she left town to go to Paris. FML
Today, I went on a double date with my bestfriend. At the end of the night, her boyfriend gave her a long kiss, and texted her 5 minutes after we left to say he missed her already. My boyfriend picked his nose, then gave me a fist bump as a goodbye. FML
Today, I introduced the girl I was talking to my best friend, and we all hung out. Until this day, her and I were doing great. After my friend left, she started gushing about how hot he is. He wasn't hitting on her at all. I reminded her that, and that he has a girlfriend. She was calm, but visibly upset. FML
Today, my wife and I both spent a weekend away separately with our close friends. However, we ran into each other, unplanned, at the airport. She was with her girls and I was with my girlfriend. FML
Today, after three years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed. To my best friend. FML
Today, I had to help my best friend plan his upcoming date with the girl he doesn't know I'm secretly in love with. FML
Today, I invited over my best friend, whom I've loved for over a year, since she had to tell me "something important". I got excited and thought she was going to tell me she loved me too. She ended up coming out to me, and wanted to know if I would meet her girlfriend. FML
Today, I flew home early from a two-month trip to Europe to surprise my boyfriend on his birthday. When I got to his house with a home baked cake from scratch and a quilt with silk-screened pictures from my trip, his roommate answered the door and said, "Oh sorry, he's out with his girlfriend." FML
Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML
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fleg 9
you're the worst kind of person.
sarah8909 0
What your friend didn't mention a trip to Japan to him either? And he decided to get engaged to you without even breaking it off with her? And when he saw you coming off the plane he didn't notice his girlfriend right next to you? FAIL
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mopho 0
Scum like you piss me off.
Mommymargaret 0
I think all that needed to be said has been said for my by the above comments :) People like you suck.
diet_cocaine 0
not ur best friend anymore!!!!!
rayyli 0
You and your best friend's boyfriend are douchebags. Your best friend can do so much better than you two, and you and her boyfriend deserve each other.
kbyelove 0
"Today, a women with whom I was having an affair with behind my girlfriend's back came home from Japan. While she was gone, I bought a ring and prepared to propose to her after she got off the plane. As she got out of the plane, I ran to her and kissed her, preparing to pop the question. Then I noticed my "girlfriend" coming out behind her. Guess she forgot to mention that. FML"
shiie 0
Put your face in a blender and flick the power switch.
kylepwn1 0
Wow...you are a terrible friendand person, you don't deserve to have any friends. Go kill yourself you worthless waste of human life.
_violet_ 0
You're both morons. Your BEST friend?? WTF!! People like you are scum. Terrible friend, terrible person. And your friend didn't tell her boyfriend she was going to JAPAN? Yeah cuz people hop on planes to there ALL the time. And he was planning to get married while he was already in a relationship? And he didn't see her standing RIGHT next to you? Wow. You both deserve what's coming to you, and I hope it's horrible.
dance123 0
Congratulations! When's the baby due? I mean, you'd have to be pregnant to stab your friend in the back like that right?
nomadxx7 0
Holy christmas KissofDeath. REREAD THE DAMN FML. Watch.... "Today, my best friend and I CAME HOME from Japan. Her boyfriend and I have been having an affair BEFORE I LEFT so I decided not to tell him SHE WAS COMING WITH ME. We just got off the plane and got a bite to eat, he was waiting for me so he could propose, my best friend was standing next to me. FML" COMING with me, not GOING with me. I've implied that this is past tense so that she is COMING home from Japan and that her friend is COMING with her HOME FROM JAPAN. See how that works. It didn't state they were GOING to Japan when the whole thing is talking about the trip back to the states or wherever the OP lived. Plus she states before the OP left and not before WE left. I stand by what I said.