Today, my best friend and I came home from Japan. Her boyfriend and I have been having an affair before I left so I decided not to tell him she was coming with me. We just got off the plane and got a bite to eat, he was waiting for me so he could propose, my best friend was standing next to me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I left for a one and a half month trip to Japan with my boyfriend. He promptly broke up with me the first night in the hotel. When asked why he couldn't have waited until the trip was over, he said he didn't want to create "false memories." FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I told her best friend the plan the day before. I got reservations to a restaurant on the beach, and we were going to arrive via boat. She never showed. Her parents called me asking why she left town to go to Paris. FML
Today, I went on a double date with my bestfriend. At the end of the night, her boyfriend gave her a long kiss, and texted her 5 minutes after we left to say he missed her already. My boyfriend picked his nose, then gave me a fist bump as a goodbye. FML
Today, I introduced the girl I was talking to my best friend, and we all hung out. Until this day, her and I were doing great. After my friend left, she started gushing about how hot he is. He wasn't hitting on her at all. I reminded her that, and that he has a girlfriend. She was calm, but visibly upset. FML
Today, my wife and I both spent a weekend away separately with our close friends. However, we ran into each other, unplanned, at the airport. She was with her girls and I was with my girlfriend. FML
Today, after three years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed. To my best friend. FML
Today, I had to help my best friend plan his upcoming date with the girl he doesn't know I'm secretly in love with. FML
Today, I invited over my best friend, whom I've loved for over a year, since she had to tell me "something important". I got excited and thought she was going to tell me she loved me too. She ended up coming out to me, and wanted to know if I would meet her girlfriend. FML
Today, I flew home early from a two-month trip to Europe to surprise my boyfriend on his birthday. When I got to his house with a home baked cake from scratch and a quilt with silk-screened pictures from my trip, his roommate answered the door and said, "Oh sorry, he's out with his girlfriend." FML
Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML
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fleg 9
you're the worst kind of person.
sarah8909 0
What your friend didn't mention a trip to Japan to him either? And he decided to get engaged to you without even breaking it off with her? And when he saw you coming off the plane he didn't notice his girlfriend right next to you? FAIL
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Safko 0
Wow this is terribly fcked up
deliciouskaek 1
Some advice on the guy: Once a cheater, always a cheater. So, marry him. You two deserve each other.
nomadxx7 0
KissofDeath your reading comprehension sucks. #5 states she is a horrible person and then my next comment gives a scenario that doesn't involve them going to Japan together. RE-READ the damn FML. Pull me the piece of information where it states conclusively that they went to Japan together. "Today my best friend and I came home from Japan. Her boyfriend and I have been having an affair before I left so I decided not to tell him she was coming with me. We just got off the plane and got a bite to eat, he was waiting for me so he could propose, my best friend was standing next to me. FML" Where in that comment does it state "my friend and I went to Japan?" I don't see it. Do you? And my other comment was in response to 4 who started this idea that they went together. So I was trying to come up with another scenario that didn't involve that. I didn't condone, minimize or otherwise try to lessen the fact the OP is an idiot and worthless friend. If you truly believe that you need to relearn the English language. As for my last part of my comment... I meant that people really, truly, utterly and 100% completely need to read comments, go back to read the comment that was replying to and then go back again to the comment that refers to. As stated people were taking my #17 comment and trashing me for it. Read all my comments IN CONTEXT and it makes sense. If it doesn't to you... then stop smoking the reefer, it's killing the brain cells. I put a damn # or @ sign ON MY COMMENTS so if you truly believe you need to comment, you can actually understand what the f*ck is going on. I'm seriously getting sick of these skim style comments here. If that doesn't make grammatical sense than I don't know what to tell you. Get a friend to help you read it since you seem to comprehend at a 5th grade level.
Emico_fml 0
Today, I got back from a trip to Japan with my best friend. After we got off the plane, I saw my boyfriend there, ready to propose. To my best friend. FML You are the worst kind of person, OP.
cobbsalad1337 0
hey, its me again. anyways, i would like to note that comment #199 has a high probability rate to be true. i mean, think of it, how many times have you done something so stupid to be noticed on purpose? everyone has done it once. this lass is probably looking for #1 flop. but if it is real, then yes, she deserves what's coming to her.
LordHawHaw 0
Obviously fake As if bf didn't know gf was going to Japan. epic fail
kid1992 0
nasty SKUT
secret_fml 0
i agree w/ number 4..if he was your friend's boyfriend, wouldn't she have told him about the trip?! and why would be propose to you if he was still with her? this is disgusting..f*** YOUR life?! what about hers?!! she is in a much worse position
hailvictors0523 0
I hope you marry him. Obviously he has no respect for the women he makes commitments too, I'm guessing 3 weeks into your marriage he will do the exact same thing to you and you will be on fmylife bitching about your new husband cheating on you.
amy_shmamy 0
thats ****** up