malos
United States
Today, my band got booed off stage. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
disembob
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Get off!
Today, at a talent show, my band got booed before we even started playing. FML
Anonymous
Rock n Roll is a dirty business
Today, I was in a band with some friends and we got our first gig at a local festival, but I'd already agreed to work serving drinks at the festival. My bandmates got really annoyed and kicked me out of the band. They then went ahead and performed the song that I WROTE, without me, at the festival where I was working. FML
Anonymous
Montr?al, Canada
Today, my band and I played at our first ever real gig. Our drummer turned up high out of his damn mind. After ruining our act with his godawful performance, he screamed "HELL YEAH!" then ran and dove off the stage into a nearly non-existent audience. We were told to never come back. FML
dazed and confused
Tampa, United States
Today, I got kicked out of my band by the guy who quit two weeks ago. The bad part? Everyone else agreed with him. FML
Anonymous
United States
One man band
Today, my bandmates showed up to our gig drunk. Our drummer kept losing the rhythm and the lead guitarist was more concerned about staying drunk than playing the right notes. In the middle of a song, they both gave up, put down their instruments, and kept sipping a beer, while at least cheering me on while I finished it. FML
Dgama
Baltimore, United States
Today, I went to see my new boyfriend play in a band. I found out that groupies don't like even bass players having girlfriends. I was attacked by one because he smiled at me from the stage. FML
Anonymous
Nervous laughter
Today, I went to my kid's band concert. She's 12 and in the advanced team. They were the first ones to play and they were so incredibly bad that I laughed. Really, really loud. I was escorted out of the recital. FML
Dean
United States
Today, after months of constant encouragement from my friends, I went and entered a singing contest. I sang and was booed off stage. Later on I found out my friends lied to me about my ability to sing, just so I could give them a cheap laugh. FML
NickDrakeFan
United States
Today, I overcame my stage fright and got up in front of a café audience with my acoustic guitar to sing a few of my songs. Some asshat kept yelling stuff like "NEEDS MORE COWBELL!" and "FREEBIRD!", which made me lose my nerve and flee. FML
MarsMayFall
United States
Rock n roll star
Today, I was performing for a fairly large crowd with my band. I decided it would look cool to stand on one of the speakers and sing from there. It did look pretty cool for a bit until I tried to step off and fell face-first on the floor mid-song. FML
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Smyth 3
Did you forget to use your star power?
Steplo 5
play better music
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Trollz4daLULZ 2
YDI for being in a band that sucks. YDI for being in a band, period. YDI for being on a stage. YDI for not whipping it out and pissing on the front row. Make sure your sound tech didn't turn up the knob labeled "suck".
cssuggs 0
he turned it to 11 :). please tell me someone else gets that
ArtIsResistance7 1
Spinal Tap! Lol @ that movie "Fubar" where the guys are like, "HEY!!! TURN THE SUCK KNOB DOWN! THE SUCK KNOB IS WAYYYY UP!" Trollz, you reminded me of this movie.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
HAHA, I'd forgotten about that! I was actually referencing a Far Side comic. "Marty's last day as a sound technician" or something like that.
Oanaj 0
I see you comment on every FML like this... I bet your 12 years old thinking your tough shit.. get a life moron and never come to FML again.
anorexicbarbie 8
you're*
Spelit 0
Oanaj - Quit hating on Trollz, you just took fifteen minutes out of your day to creep on him (finding out he comments on every FML like this), yell at him (not literally since we ARE still on a website), and insult someone who never did anything to you. High five, you're mature. Who cares if he IS twelve? He amuses people. Isn't that what this website is about? WOW! Don't get your panties in a wad...
Trollz4daLULZ 2
Yep. I'm 12 and hardcore; I rule my playground. Mess with me, and I'll put a Glock in your mouth and make a brain slushie!
Granddragon 0
next time take a live kitten and bite it's head off when things start to go south.
TNB_xACiDiC 0
ok ozzy! lol after he bites the head, hes gonna scream "Its So Fluffy!" hahahaha
Trollz4daLULZ 2
*its otherwise, win!
roflinyourwaffle 0
"It's so fluffy!"** still, a win.
Granddragon 0
I blame auto correct
Trollz4daLULZ 2
Doesn't everybody?! YDI for using an Apple product. :(
hawkmcge3 0
I love u trollz and this whole sub topic = win
Granddragon 0
ofcourse they do, because everybody knows that every problem with technology is caused in part or in whole by Steve Jobs. He's technology's Hitler.
Brittney_E 0
and apparentley, Steve Jobs created iPod to cover up the sound of sex.
Spelit 0
Brittney_E - Hahaha, I caught up on my reading, I actually know what you're talking about! Trollz & Some Others - You can take away the auto-correct under your settings. Haha that's what I did...
TNB_xACiDiC 0
did you play that song "Baby" by justin bieber? that could be the answer to why you got boo'd of stage! lol
Brittney_E 0
another Justin Beiber sucks fan. (:
perdix 31
I told you a Journey tribute band was a BAAAAAAD idea!
TOPS_fml 5
I guess it's just a matter of practice. Maybe stress caught into you?
Trollz4daLULZ 2
To everyone who says "just practice": he/she needs lessons too, to make sure he/she's singing/playing correctly. If you practice doing something wrong, you will continue to do it wrong. In other words, OP's band will still suck. :(
dacho 7
OMG, Chad Kroeger on FML!! :DDDDDDD
khanio08 3
well it could be that you made someone sing who cant
unmadebed 0
ahahah 32.So it WAS Nickelback.XD
lynnebby 0
get over it !! I feel bad for the crowd xD !