Today, my asshole of a roommate finally decided to move out. Not only did he take his belongings with him, he took some of mine as well. Including my dog. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend moved out and took all his things with him. He also took some things that didn't belong to him, namely my rent money. My landlord comes tomorrow. FML
Today, my roommate of a year and good friend of several more decided to move out. When I came home from a long work shift, I found all the cupboards emptied out of everything, including all the new stuff I bought to replace what she was going to take with her. FML
Today, my ex-roommate, who decided to move out when my other roommate and I told her we didn't want a giant dresser for her dogs' clothes and stuff in the dining room, took the door knob out of the door to her former bedroom and threw some of my things in the recycling bin. FML
Today, my roommate let his dog out. Not even five minutes later, she walked into my room and dropped a deuce. FML
Today, my roommate is being evicted. Since we had some very good memories together, I was sad to come home and see all of her stuff gone...and half of my stuff, too. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML
Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML
Today, my roommate was packing up her kitchen stuff as she prepared to move out. Apparently that included the majority of things I bought last week to replace all of her stuff she is taking. FML
Today, I came back to my apartment after moving most of my stuff out. Upon returning, I learned that my now ex-roommate drank all of my alcohol and threw away my things, thinking that I had forgotten them. FML
Today, my roomate took the toilet paper out of my bathroom. I went into his room to look for it, only to find a large wad of it balled up near his laptop and mouse. FML
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RooBooBear 0
Take his girlfriend.
Goddess_Rummy 13
That sucks. Find him and steal back your dog ninja style.
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Comments (166)
izak69 7
Take his mom? The take his girlfriend one was already taken :/
xkristinannx 0
I'd hunt them down.
varkey 7
Get your dog and the rest of the stuff back. If he doesn't let you, press charges for stealing.
CharliesCool2084 8
Call the police?
seansandhu 7
Seems like you were doggie-styled :-P
ANoid 0
I hope your name is sarah and your dog is Dixie Girl cause if so you should say the rest cheating lying *****
moonbootz 7
wtf? can he do that legally? like dont u have paperwork??
fantasyworld 39
You can report him to the police.
PDSot 21
my sisters roommate left without a trace for almost a month and left his dog in his room he never came back to feed it my sister took care of it ofc but how could someone just leave a dog in their room for three and a half weeks
Unlucky1232 20
oh your giving him things too? I'd give cops that are informed your pet has been stolen