Today, my asshole of a roommate finally decided to move out. Not only did he take his belongings with him, he took some of mine as well. Including my dog. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend moved out and took all his things with him. He also took some things that didn't belong to him, namely my rent money. My landlord comes tomorrow. FML
Today, my roommate of a year and good friend of several more decided to move out. When I came home from a long work shift, I found all the cupboards emptied out of everything, including all the new stuff I bought to replace what she was going to take with her. FML
Today, my ex-roommate, who decided to move out when my other roommate and I told her we didn't want a giant dresser for her dogs' clothes and stuff in the dining room, took the door knob out of the door to her former bedroom and threw some of my things in the recycling bin. FML
Today, my roommate let his dog out. Not even five minutes later, she walked into my room and dropped a deuce. FML
Today, my roommate is being evicted. Since we had some very good memories together, I was sad to come home and see all of her stuff gone...and half of my stuff, too. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML
Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML
Today, my roommate was packing up her kitchen stuff as she prepared to move out. Apparently that included the majority of things I bought last week to replace all of her stuff she is taking. FML
Today, I came back to my apartment after moving most of my stuff out. Upon returning, I learned that my now ex-roommate drank all of my alcohol and threw away my things, thinking that I had forgotten them. FML
Today, my roomate took the toilet paper out of my bathroom. I went into his room to look for it, only to find a large wad of it balled up near his laptop and mouse. FML
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RooBooBear 0
Take his girlfriend.
Goddess_Rummy 13
That sucks. Find him and steal back your dog ninja style.
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Comments (166)
Pushka 8
If that happened to me I see only 3 options: A. Call the police, get ur dog back and sue him. B. Get ur dog back, beat the crap out of him. C. Track him down , get your dog back, steel his stuff and break all u can in his house when he is away. Delibere, see wich option wud do most damige and do that. I love my dog more then anything, if any1 messes with her they will sorely regret it.
blushingred 0
Call the cops if you can't get it back by yourself!
aragmir 13
So why the f*ck are you writing this instead of bashing his face to hell and back with a baseball bat?!
paeglesbagels 0
go kick his ass
hoonyer 17
track that asshole down and beat his face in
Allie1324 0
Call. The. Police. Now. What. A. ******. >. :. (.
KiMMieBeAr17 0
Poor dog :,(
saturnsonic 3
go get your dog!!! someone stole one of my dogs along time ago man that sucks oh and when you find your former roommate kick his no good Ass!!!
mbracing3 0
I'd stick him
Cam_eron 0
call the cops dipshit! thats theft dumbass!