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By Anna Lete - 12/07/2017 21:31

Today, my apartment was flooded due to a broken pipe, which caused a huge family of cockroaches to disperse. Did you know they can fly? FML

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Regulate 21

Wednesday 12 July 2017 21:52

I find that the wings give it away.

arisanator9900 20

Wednesday 12 July 2017 21:33

the only solution is to burn the place to the ground

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olga_crvjl 19

Thursday 13 July 2017 7:53

Ohh no ewww one of my fears seriously cringing right now lol

Lobby_Bee 17

Thursday 13 July 2017 9:41

Tape up the windows and the doors. Let the water fill to the top and drown those suckers! You already got a flood going, why not use it to your advantages?

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