Kids: Today, my 6-year-old son was so angry at me for not buying him...

By VDM - 03/06/2013 21:16 - France - Poissy

Today, my 6-year-old son was so angry at me for not buying him overpriced candy at the airport that he told a security guard I had a machine gun in my suitcase. The interrogation was not pleasant. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2010 14:25 - United States

Today, after reading a sign at the airport, my 6-year-old son thought it would be funny to yell, "Daddy's got a bomb!" Airport security then tackled me to the ground. Oh, and I missed my flight and my mother's birthday. FML

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Thanks, son

By sucksforme. - 10/05/2009 05:05 - Canada

Today, I was supposed to catch a 4:40 flight to New York. My 5 year-old son handed me my carry on bag as I left the house. Turns out he had put his older brother's BB gun into my bag to "keep me safe." I missed my flight after I was detained and strip-searched. FML

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By Zora - 15/07/2012 23:13 - Norway - Bergen

Today, while shopping, my six-year-old son threw a tantrum because I wouldn't buy him a video game. I ended up having to grab his arm and leave the store. He screamed that I was kidnapping him, at which point I was socked in the face and pinned to the floor by three bystanders. FML

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By justgreat - 28/09/2009 15:13 - United States

Today, I was picking up my 10 year old step-son from the airport. He began screaming and crying saying that I wasn't his father. I ended up sitting in a holding room because the security guards thought I was kidnapping him. My wife thought it was hilarious. FML

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By great - 20/07/2012 10:20 - New Zealand - Hamilton

Today, at the bank, my 8-year-old son decided to pull out realistic looking toy gun, and scream "FREEZE! Give me all your money!" The dim-witted bank teller pressed the silent alarm, and I was nearly arrested. FML

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Stranger danger

By john doe - 07/12/2013 17:29 - United States - Portland

Today, my 6 year-old daughter got mad at me for not buying her yet another expensive doll. I had to pull her away, and she started screaming for help. The next thing I know, another shopper puts me in a chokehold and calls for security, all while my daughter smirks. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2014 19:02 - Canada - Markham

Today, I went to the store to buy a phone I saw last week. I looked around a little first, then continued to the electronics section. I couldn't find the phone I saw, so I went to leave. Halfway to the exit, I was detained by security and grilled for ages over my "suspicious behaviour". FML

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Never joke with TSA

By missy - 16/06/2011 02:42 - United States

Today, I missed my flight because I was held in airport security because I'd "threatened" an employee. He had confiscated my eyelash curler and jokingly I asked if he thought I was going to curl him to death. He didn't laugh. FML

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By thebickster - 06/03/2009 17:58 - United States

Today, I was boarding my flight when I got pulled aside for looking suspicious. As she was opening my bag, I said, "Be careful, I jammed so many clothes in there it may explode." I was then strip searched for my trouble. FML

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By jessi - 02/12/2011 13:22 - United States

Today, I told my son he couldn't have a toy. He threw a fit, looked me in the eye, and screamed, "Daddy's right! You are a bitch!" The whole store was watching. FML

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EdwardC777 9

Tuesday 4 June 2013 5:40

That beyond blows. Airport security isn't fun when you're NOT being accused of smuggling firearms

jessejamesc 8

Tuesday 4 June 2013 5:43

when he goes into the next grade, tell the teacher he lies about everything he says and to never ever trust him, *wink*

Comments

lyssgross 16

Tuesday 4 June 2013 6:34

Smack him. If I would have done that I would've gotten time out, spanked, soap in my mouth, and smacked across the face. Sorry about that, OP

StoneSentinel 3

Tuesday 4 June 2013 6:49

"Tan his hide..." That should solve any future problems...

wrikler 1

Tuesday 4 June 2013 6:50

Somebody gonna get a hurt real bad...

fsomelife 26

Tuesday 4 June 2013 9:56

Doesn't look like Ryan's mom, does he.

ileenefudge 29

Tuesday 2 July 2013 10:45

And that white kid over there is just like " I got sent to my room..." And the rest of us are like " you have a room??"

kazmie 8

Tuesday 4 June 2013 6:53

and that's when its understandable to beat the shit out of your kid in public. he'll never do that again. . .

d4m4s74 12

Tuesday 4 June 2013 7:17

And you would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for that meddling kid.

russianspy1234 11

Tuesday 4 June 2013 7:27

Today I pulled a stupid stunt at the airport with my dad and now he says I will never get candy again. FML.

OverBlossomed 21

Saturday 8 June 2013 4:09

Today, I pulled a stupid stunt at the airport with my dad and now, my butt is redder than an apple. FML. More fitting in my book.

juice99 13

Tuesday 4 June 2013 7:29

YDI for not buying him candy. Stop being a cheap-o and maybe you wouldn't be in the pickle you're in.

Sweetpea22 14

Tuesday 4 June 2013 7:30

If I was you OP, I would spank him in front of everyone and ground him until school started again.

chillypalmer 7

Tuesday 4 June 2013 7:40

Wow what bad moral standards your child has! No wonder society is going down! Thanks all you parents in charge of someone like this one!!!!

fsomelife 26

Tuesday 4 June 2013 9:59

Lack of morals to the extent of trying to cause problems like this for a person you know is innocent is often beyond the parents' fault, some kids are just complete assholes.