Kids: Today, my 6-year-old son was so angry at me for not buying him...

By VDM - 03/06/2013 21:16 - France - Poissy

Today, my 6-year-old son was so angry at me for not buying him overpriced candy at the airport that he told a security guard I had a machine gun in my suitcase. The interrogation was not pleasant. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2010 14:25 - United States

Today, after reading a sign at the airport, my 6-year-old son thought it would be funny to yell, "Daddy's got a bomb!" Airport security then tackled me to the ground. Oh, and I missed my flight and my mother's birthday. FML

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Thanks, son

By sucksforme. - 10/05/2009 05:05 - Canada

Today, I was supposed to catch a 4:40 flight to New York. My 5 year-old son handed me my carry on bag as I left the house. Turns out he had put his older brother's BB gun into my bag to "keep me safe." I missed my flight after I was detained and strip-searched. FML

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By Zora - 15/07/2012 23:13 - Norway - Bergen

Today, while shopping, my six-year-old son threw a tantrum because I wouldn't buy him a video game. I ended up having to grab his arm and leave the store. He screamed that I was kidnapping him, at which point I was socked in the face and pinned to the floor by three bystanders. FML

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By justgreat - 28/09/2009 15:13 - United States

Today, I was picking up my 10 year old step-son from the airport. He began screaming and crying saying that I wasn't his father. I ended up sitting in a holding room because the security guards thought I was kidnapping him. My wife thought it was hilarious. FML

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By great - 20/07/2012 10:20 - New Zealand - Hamilton

Today, at the bank, my 8-year-old son decided to pull out realistic looking toy gun, and scream "FREEZE! Give me all your money!" The dim-witted bank teller pressed the silent alarm, and I was nearly arrested. FML

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Stranger danger

By john doe - 07/12/2013 17:29 - United States - Portland

Today, my 6 year-old daughter got mad at me for not buying her yet another expensive doll. I had to pull her away, and she started screaming for help. The next thing I know, another shopper puts me in a chokehold and calls for security, all while my daughter smirks. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2014 19:02 - Canada - Markham

Today, I went to the store to buy a phone I saw last week. I looked around a little first, then continued to the electronics section. I couldn't find the phone I saw, so I went to leave. Halfway to the exit, I was detained by security and grilled for ages over my "suspicious behaviour". FML

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Never joke with TSA

By missy - 16/06/2011 02:42 - United States

Today, I missed my flight because I was held in airport security because I'd "threatened" an employee. He had confiscated my eyelash curler and jokingly I asked if he thought I was going to curl him to death. He didn't laugh. FML

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By thebickster - 06/03/2009 17:58 - United States

Today, I was boarding my flight when I got pulled aside for looking suspicious. As she was opening my bag, I said, "Be careful, I jammed so many clothes in there it may explode." I was then strip searched for my trouble. FML

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By jessi - 02/12/2011 13:22 - United States

Today, I told my son he couldn't have a toy. He threw a fit, looked me in the eye, and screamed, "Daddy's right! You are a bitch!" The whole store was watching. FML

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Tuesday 4 June 2013 5:40

That beyond blows. Airport security isn't fun when you're NOT being accused of smuggling firearms

jessejamesc 8

Tuesday 4 June 2013 5:43

when he goes into the next grade, tell the teacher he lies about everything he says and to never ever trust him, *wink*

Comments

needsagf14 12

Tuesday 4 June 2013 15:06

Punish that demon child

str0ngersurviv0r 5

Tuesday 4 June 2013 15:09

I hope you disciplined this child

HumanWiki 8

Tuesday 4 June 2013 15:27

I hope you learned your lesson.

Savner 16

Tuesday 4 June 2013 16:12

I hope you beat your kid's ass for acting like that.

RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 4 June 2013 16:45

For the kid? Cause it's too late for the dad.

Whiteheart55 8

Tuesday 4 June 2013 17:09

I'd beat the hell outta that kid!

JoshuahColins 19

Tuesday 4 June 2013 17:19

BEAT HIS ASS!!!

havahnegila 22

Tuesday 4 June 2013 17:57

Holy shit get your son in line!

SynysterV17 3

Tuesday 4 June 2013 18:11

You better have discipline him well take away all electronics hell even a good spanking for that its not right to lie and can't always get what you want