Today, my 5-year-old, overweight Siberian Husky tackled me because he thought that my lipstick was food. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was playing with my 2-year-old Siberian Husky, when she figured that since she couldn't get to my hand, she'd try to bite me in the genitals. She was successful. FML
Today, I hugged my dog and kissed her on the side of the face. She responded by mauling me across my own face. FML
Today, my fully grown, 90-pound German Shepherd sniffed and wagged his tail as a guy mugged me. FML
Today, my 97-pound pitbull wagged and chased his tail while I was being mugged. FML
Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML
Today, I was walking my dog when I tripped on the leash, dropping his treat bag. He snatched one, looked at me, and ran full speed in the opposite direction. I had to chase him for three blocks, yelling his name. He thought it was a new game. FML
Today, I was playing tug of war with my dog. She let go and I ended up punching myself in the mouth. My lip is still swollen. FML
Today, I was having a playful fight with my brother. I made the point that our dog likes me better than him. To this, my dog jumped onto the sofa, turned to me and vomited on my face. FML
Today, my dog head-butted me in the mouth so hard that my lip split open. Twenty minutes later, I unthinkingly sprayed perfume directly into the wound. FML
Today, my 80lb black lab decided that the moment I start doing pushups is her cue to mount me. FML
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greenie213 23
To dogs, everything is food!
Srs_business 7
The dogs not fat just a little husky.
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dethtrain 5
i have an overweight husky, and at 12, he is still the furry monster he was at 4 months old.