Miscellaneous: Today, my 4-year-old niece told me she likes it when I'm around...

By squishy - 11/02/2010 00:07 - United States

Today, my 4-year-old niece told me she likes it when I'm around because I'm "squishy and smell like fried chicken all the time." FML

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By Zedscar - 15/07/2017 22:30 - United States - Martinsburg

Today, my 8-year-old nephew told me he liked the way I smelt. Apparently I smell like "cat food and cheese." FML

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By Noname - 03/02/2009 20:25 - United States

Today, my 4 year old niece asked me why I didn't have a job or wife. FML

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By girlmeetsworld - 18/02/2009 23:27 - United States

Today, my four-year-old cousin gave me a hug, basically stuffing his face into my crotch. Then he pulled it out and said "Ew, that's stinky" in front of my entire class. FML

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By anon - 23/03/2015 02:24 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was playing with my 3-year-old nephew when he suddenly got up and ran to his mom to tell her I was "touching in bad spots". I was tickling his armpits. FML

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By sigsigsignify - 06/12/2018 14:00

Today, my 3 year old future niece was combing my hair while I was watching a movie with the future in-laws. She kept leaving saying she was going to "go get the comb wet". I assumed she meant in the bathroom sink. Turns out she was just going around behind the couch and licking it. FML

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Nice of her

By Bill - 06/12/2009 20:28 - United States

Today, I was sitting on the couch with my 5 year-old on my lap. All of a sudden, she turned to me and said, "Daddy, I love your boobies. They're a good pillow." My own kid just called me fat. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2017 16:00

Today, my 3-year-old niece brushed my hair, making sure to be gentle so she wouldn't hurt me. When it was time to brush the front, she made sure to meticulously brush my mustache. I'm a woman. FML

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By Lickmebaby - 12/02/2017 11:00 - United Kingdom - Enfield

Today, I woke up to see my 8-year-old cousin licking my hand. All of it. FML

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By Judiee - 28/02/2009 10:52 - United States

Today, I was introduced to my boyfriend's family at a family reunion for the first time. As I sat on the couch, his 4 year-old sister comes in and jumps onto my lap. For a moment I was happy to think his sister liked me, only to hear her say, "You're fat! I like fat things." FML

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By Fatlady43 - 19/01/2010 05:08 - United States

Today, my niece offered me a slice of cake. After I refused, she asked, "Why not? Aren't fat people always hungry?" FML

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MadaZer0 8

Thursday 11 February 2010 9:45

Hey at least your liked.

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Thursday 11 February 2010 9:48

That's why I like you around, too :) *Steals chicken wing from underneath OP's fat rolls.*

Comments

Srip 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 10:14

ew! WASH more often :( even if you eat fried chicken you don't need to smell like it

chikiitaaa 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 10:18

@4. so only black ppl can call each other niggers? right ... cuz a black person saying it to another makes it ok.. this is stupid.

XDNurse 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 10:23

#24 in America it's more socially acceptable in the African American community if another person of your race calls you that... idk why just is... where I come from (Jamaica) call anyone that and offense will be taken so idk... culture thing I guess...

danggitserinn201 0

Friday 18 March 2011 4:44

amen. they wanna call us all kinda shit but we call them that and it's ****** ww3. smh.. ppl these days! why can't we all just love? (:

XDNurse 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 10:19

rofflmfao #14

MadaZer0 8

Thursday 11 February 2010 10:20

Predixxx... Would you marry me?

cracktus 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 10:29

I feel bad for you OP but you need to shower more.

chikiitaaa 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 10:30

yea I guess it is. pretty dumb tho. and ppl want racism to stop n ppl want to be treated equally yet in some parts of the world is ok to do and say stuff like this.

sugarbabyxoxo 2

Thursday 11 February 2010 10:36

Have a shower you pig.

idoc300 11

Sunday 11 May 2014 23:07

Are you a ******* alien?

SomeonesGoneDie 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 10:48

My name is shanaynay, and if y'all gone make all dose racist ass steriotypes, imma bust a cap in yo ass! (Shanaynay is a character owned by Shane Dawson and I do not in any way intend to steal his shit)

HanaxD 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 10:48

Lol. xD "I really like it when you're around. You're so squishy *touches* and you smell like fried checked ALL the time. Do you taste like checked too? *bites*"