Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML
Today, my 4 year-old daughter was looking at a magazine cover with a well endowed model showing off her cleavage. She looked at me and said, "Mommy, when I grow up, will I have big round boobies like her or tiny pointy ones like you?" FML
Today, my 5 year-old daughter watched me getting dressed in the bathroom and asked, "Mum, when my boobs grow, will they droop like yours?" FML
Today, I took my 4-year-old daughter to the local pool for swim lessons. As we walked onto the deck she turned to me and said "Mom, that lady has really big boobs!" The whole pool heard, even the man my daughter was referring to. FML
Today, I went swimming. As I was getting out of the very crowded pool a little girl ran up to me pointed and yelled, "Mommy, I want big boobies like that when I grow up." I'm 16. I'm a boy. FML
Today, I was sitting on the couch with my 5 year-old on my lap. All of a sudden, she turned to me and said, "Daddy, I love your boobies. They're a good pillow." My own kid just called me fat. FML
Today, my 3-year-old daughter told me I was blocking her view of her puppy. She said, "Dad, your boobs are too long!" FML
Today, after explaining to my two year old that we were going bra shopping, he decided to announce to the entire bank that we were going to buy Mommy some boobies. FML
Today, I took my two-year-old daughter swimming. While sitting in the hot tub, my daughter pointed to the elderly man sitting across from us and mumbled something. I couldn't understand her, so I asked her to repeat it. After two more attempts, she shouted, "MOM! He has big boobs!" FML
Today, while I was getting ready for the day, my 5-year-old daughter looked at me and said, "Mom, maybe you should do some gymnastics today. Your legs look bigger." FML
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Shootamonkey3 0
Slimfast, it's delicious.
canttouchthis90 0
lmao
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Comments (204)
Misschief 2
is this the same girl who was at the pool a couple days ago that told a 16 year old boy she wanted to have big boobies like him?
4ll4b0utm3 0
ey....at least your her role model....>.>
poopblaster8 0
maybe you're taking this the wrong way..maybe she wants a MAN with big boobies just like you when she's older
tellithowitis 13
just take the compliment
JDiz83 0
if you're that overweight, you're not healthy and you're not setting a good example for your daughter. YDI, sorry. everyone has their own body shape and type and that's fine, but if you have such big man boobs, your body is obviously not in the state it should be in
wood908 0
lose a few?
bunbun1116 2
omfg tht must SUCK!!! xD
bobbin0805 0
lol, awe that's unfortunate.. but cute. :)
RiahhDestinyyy 0
lay of the bacon.. ; fat ass. [; - Lovee' Riaaahh. check out my pic & tell me if it's hot or uglly. (:
ganash22 6
ya um that means ur FAT!! just saying, but someone's teaching her bad stuff of she knows boobies r. so by the time she's 8 she's gonna be calling black guys niggas walking down the street, wish ya luck with that tornado ;)
Perci 5
You're a moron. Saying boobies (you know, the part of the body that feeds infants) is completely different than spouting off racial slurs.