Today, my 26th birthday party got busted by my parents due to them coming home early because of a flight cancellation. Everyone had to leave, but not before my mother made me go to my room. FML
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registered 0
Fool you are 26 time to grow up isnt it?
mark_my_words 0
You still live with your parents at 26?
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Comments (178)
jereka05 0
Up and Out..its time. Grow a set and get your own place/life.
M13LO 0
you should have included your parents in the fun and got them drunk
pattysays 0
wow dude, you're 26. why would they do that? that sucks....
nonotme 0
and then they could make you a younger sibling to push around!
airplanefood 0
Totally agree.
xChesterx 0
dude...that sucks ass. Though I guess YDI for living with your parents at 26...
evilbrent 0
what the ****??? You let your parents come to YOUR house and bust up YOUR party??? Just tell them to go home. Their rules when you lived under THEIR roof - now **** off mum, my guests are waiting for me.
Vball6 19
It doesn't ever say his house
TornSoul 0
uhh, you seriously deserve it for still living with your parents at 26.
ravenscorne 0
Shouldn't you have moved out of your parents house already? I mean, i can understand a 22 year old who's still in college or something, but if you have a job, then rent out an apartment already, and if you can't afford rent, then get a room mate. Jeez.
Mr_Eated 0
WTF? Move the hell out! I bet you're one of those losers who grew up playing soccer without keeping score where everyone's a winner - and everyone get's a trophy just for showing up. Learn to do something for yourself, quit sponging off of Mom & Dad and get your own ******* place...even if you need roommates. 26? You've got to be kidding me. That's so pathetic, it's almost not funny.
cwhwc 0
Wow... Dude... Why are you living with your parents, if I had no job or house or apartment by the time I was 26, I'd just be like, **** it, and join the Army...
Miso_Soupu 0
Awesome. But seriously, I'm 26 as well. I have been on my own for 4 years. Time to grow up.