Today, my 26th birthday party got busted by my parents due to them coming home early because of a flight cancellation. Everyone had to leave, but not before my mother made me go to my room. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home at 1am this morning from a friend's birthday party. I'm 30 years old. FML
Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML
Today, my parents and I went to the movies for my mom's birthday. After the movie, my mom and dad got into a fight, and left me at the movies. My cell phone was dead, and my house was about 12 miles away. They finally came and picked me up, hours later. FML
Today, I got into trouble for moving my chair around in class, which went on my permanent record, while other people were literally throwing things across the room and being loud but they didn't get in trouble. Tomorrow's my birthday and now my parents won't let me go out, even after I told them what happened. FML
Today, it was my 18th birthday and I was told I couldn't get the night off work because a party of 34 had booked into the restaurant. It turned out my family had come in to 'celebrate' by making me wait on them. They were a nightmare, thought it was hilarious to be difficult, and didn't tip. FML
Today, after my parents left for the weekend, my "friends" decided to throw a party at my house, despite my protests. In order to get them to leave, I called the police. I was the only one arrested, while they got warnings. FML
Today, it's my birthday. After a day out partying, I came home to find all my stuff smashed in the yard, even my 42" plasma TV. After asking my girlfriend what her problem was, she said a "slut" left a message on the machine stating how fun last night was. It turned out to be my mom. FML
Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, I found out that the day I moved out of my parents' house, they invited my whole family over and had a party to celebrate the fact that I was gone. FML
Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML
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registered 0
Fool you are 26 time to grow up isnt it?
mark_my_words 0
You still live with your parents at 26?
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Comments (178)
calicokitea 0
YDI for being 26 and still living with your parents.
msgreenf 0
Get a life and your own place.
sbarre1 0
Yeah YDI for still living at home. ^^;
chocolatemilk14 0
26 & you still live with your parents? fail
teach09 0
26..and you still live at home??? Must be single too, right? Wow.
sketched_lilly 0
I'm confused. Were you supposed to be watching their house while they were away or do you still live at home? If you were house sitting, then they have every right to be angry. You can't use other people's property as an entertainment venue without their permission. If you still live with them, they have every right to be angry. Why are you still living at home? Perhaps you should be getting your shit together and living as a grown man with his own home instead of getting smashed with your buddies.
darkmis1 18
17-the OPs parents didn't come to his place-the OP lives with his parents OP-YDI for living with your parents at 26. grow up! I'm 18 and I don't live with my parents anymore.
keepitundercover 0
I'm pretty sure from the context of the story that he was still LIVING there with his parents. If he was just housesitting, how could he get sent to his *room*? He would have just home to his own place if his parents were that pissed. So yeah... he's 26 and lives with his parents and still gets sent to his room for punishment. SAD.
shortshorty 0
Mate your 26, get your own place! But yes that sucks man
Bullshet 0
Wow. I'm 22 and I'm living on my own. Sorry, but if you want to have your own parties under your own rules, get your own place. Until then, like it or not, you live under your parents' rules. YDI
sharkshaveteeth 0
I know a lot of people who are moving back home due to job losses and budget cuts. I lost job and had to move back home to pay off debt. It sucks, but what are you supposed to do when shit like this happens.