Today, my 17 year old told me he wanted to pursue a career in art. Knowing he's extremely talented at drawing, I congratulated him and told him to pursue that dream. A few hours later I learn that he's been arrested for spray painting graffiti dicks all over a school wall. Well, he's famous now. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my son was arrested for tagging a wall with the well known symbol of a certain evil Nazi leader. Not only that, the police showed me a picture of the graffiti and turns out he’s so dumb he couldn’t even draw the symbol properly and gave up after 4 failed attempts. FML
Today, my teenage son tried to huff a can of spray paint. FML
Today, my 14 year old son got suspended and I had to pay for the damage after he sprayed "FUCK THE POLICE" on the back wall of his school. I'm a policeman. FML
Today, my son's school called to inform me that I had to come pick him up, as he was caught vandalising. What shenanigans had he gotten up to? Writing "Epstein didn't kill himself" on various desks and walls around the school. I'm not sure if I should applaud the sentiment, or be annoyed that he got caught. FML
Today, my toddler proudly presented me a "beautiful drawing" he'd made... on my freshly painted living room wall. When I started to scold him, he said, "But I made it for YOU, Mommy!" Now I feel guilty for being mad at Picasso Jr, and having to paint over it. FML
Today, I got a note from my son's kindergarten teacher. During free time yesterday, he told her, "Mommy was stripping". I was indeed stripping. Paint that is. FML
Today, I brought my best painting yet to college. I showed it off and everyone loved it. Or almost everyone. When we came back from lunch break, we found someone had sharpied the words "JIZZ BUTT" all over it. That painting took two weeks to finish. FML
Today, an old guy phoned the cops on my daughter because she was drawing with chalk on the sidewalk. Apparently, he thinks it's vandalism. FML
Today, my dad went through my room while I was out and threw away the "inappropriate pictures" that he found. They're the nudes I've been working on for art class. FML
Today, I had to clean up after the kid who discovered he could finger paint with his poo. FML
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Nahpets 22
I'm really sorry, but this is hilarious :D But FYL indeed
Sandsh8rk 36
Please encourage him to pursue his interest in art by NOT spray painting private property! Not only is it illegal, if he decides to try and tag trains he could be risking his life...
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Comments (61)
BiGTiMeNeRD 29
Ah yes, the infamous dick pic. Your son is only obeying his animal instincts.
BaDoomes 4
Why did this joke get downvoted? People here seems too sensitive or something...
pasupathymuthu 16
He is interested in art, no doubt. But it is "erotic art", to be specific, that he is interested in.
lexred 30
What are artistic dicks?
Wizardo 34
Wanksy.
danieljwr 3
Best comment ever!
StarkWolf_fml 23
he wouldn't happen to have a lunchbox full of those drawings does he?
squarerootof2 6
a lunchbox dick treasure chest.. haaaha
buckdharma 38
Was he able to follow the pointing dicks to the office?
LPac5295 27
I mean there is such thing as erotic art.
Dilexar 26
In just a few hours? Did he go back out & spray paint one more, or did they cops show up to your house?
kafka13 9
what a waste of talent SMH
RoseCrystal 17
There's already a Prickasso in the world.