Today, my 17 year old told me he wanted to pursue a career in art. Knowing he's extremely talented at drawing, I congratulated him and told him to pursue that dream. A few hours later I learn that he's been arrested for spray painting graffiti dicks all over a school wall. Well, he's famous now. FML
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Today, my son was arrested for tagging a wall with the well known symbol of a certain evil Nazi leader. Not only that, the police showed me a picture of the graffiti and turns out he’s so dumb he couldn’t even draw the symbol properly and gave up after 4 failed attempts. FML
Today, my teenage son tried to huff a can of spray paint. FML
Today, my 14 year old son got suspended and I had to pay for the damage after he sprayed "FUCK THE POLICE" on the back wall of his school. I'm a policeman. FML
Today, my son's school called to inform me that I had to come pick him up, as he was caught vandalising. What shenanigans had he gotten up to? Writing "Epstein didn't kill himself" on various desks and walls around the school. I'm not sure if I should applaud the sentiment, or be annoyed that he got caught. FML
Today, my toddler proudly presented me a "beautiful drawing" he'd made... on my freshly painted living room wall. When I started to scold him, he said, "But I made it for YOU, Mommy!" Now I feel guilty for being mad at Picasso Jr, and having to paint over it. FML
Today, I got a note from my son's kindergarten teacher. During free time yesterday, he told her, "Mommy was stripping". I was indeed stripping. Paint that is. FML
Today, I brought my best painting yet to college. I showed it off and everyone loved it. Or almost everyone. When we came back from lunch break, we found someone had sharpied the words "JIZZ BUTT" all over it. That painting took two weeks to finish. FML
Today, an old guy phoned the cops on my daughter because she was drawing with chalk on the sidewalk. Apparently, he thinks it's vandalism. FML
Today, my dad went through my room while I was out and threw away the "inappropriate pictures" that he found. They're the nudes I've been working on for art class. FML
Today, I had to clean up after the kid who discovered he could finger paint with his poo. FML
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Nahpets 22
I'm really sorry, but this is hilarious :D But FYL indeed
Sandsh8rk 36
Please encourage him to pursue his interest in art by NOT spray painting private property! Not only is it illegal, if he decides to try and tag trains he could be risking his life...
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Comments (61)
NickD6 14
That's a dick move
blink831forever 13
Well that escalated quickly
writerchic85 26
Honestly, with the way the art community is, I wouldn't be surprised if this makes him some kind of revolutionary art genius and he sells millions of dollars worth of dick drawings.
coolvictori 22
Maybe you should tell him to pursue his dream in a legal way.
RainingKookiez 5
Legend
Ebola_fml 20
self portraits
Justincolon22 15
Ha Ha. Nicely done.
Shadowtrooper34 16
I'm 13, and I'm gonna join the military
HeatherCorinne 14
Your kid is a dick haha
zaidthunder1 27
Extremely talented in drawing and an extreme dumbass!