Today, my 15-year-old son was waiting in the car for me after driving around to build up hours for his permit. He then decided it was a good idea to quickly drive over to catch a Pokemon nearby. He didn't count on getting pulled over for texting and driving while underage without an adult though. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was giving my son a driving lesson. He blatantly ran a red light, so I told him to pull over to let me drive us home. As I walked over to the driver-side door, he instead locked me out and drove off by himself. FML
Highway code
Today, my son got pulled over for speeding. His excuse? The speed limit signs “aren’t posted often enough,” so he “forgot” what the limit was. I raised this dumbass. FML
Today, I was driving to work. I saw a cute boy in the car next to me. To try and look cool, I pretended I was talking on my cell phone. I got pulled over and got a ticket for using my cell phone while driving. FML
Today, I let my son take my car out for a spin, since he just got his licence. He didn't make it out of our street before totaling it. FML
Today, I actually heard my 14 year-old son muse to himself, "If I can drive drunk in Grand Theft Auto, how hard could it be in real life?" FML
Today, I let my 19-year-old son drive my Lexus to his date. At 11:00 p.m., I watched him pull into the driveway with a broken taillight, marks and scratches all over the car, the front bumper missing, and him being nearly passed out because he's so drunk. FML
I blame the parents
Today, I picked up my idiot 20 year-old son from a party. He was shit-faced drunk and managed to drop his vape out the window as I was driving. He tried to open the door of the moving car to get out and look for it, and I had to grab him and pull him back in. Legally, this moron is an adult. FML
Today, I let my son drive us home. After just 10 feet, he crashed into a parked cop car. It was my squad car. FML
ADHD is a curse
Today, my teen son's ADHD is so bad that he wandered off WITH my car key and WITHOUT his phone, so I had to get a lift to our family event. When we got back, he was sat watching TV and asked me where I’d been all day. It took everything I had not to scream in his face, "YOUR SISTER'S FUCKING WEDDING!" FML
Bad seed
Today, and in the past week since became a full-time dad to my 16 year-old son, he's got caught sneaking out at night, lost his virginity, and I had to call the cops because he was caught trying to go two states over to be with said girl. I think he's trying to make me look bad. FML
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Kurby14 21
sounds like your son isn't getting his permit anytime soon. sorry OP.
daz18m 15
Too dumb to have a license. I think.
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SofaKing619 13
Stupid Pokemon go
NostalgiaFreak9 43
It's his son's fault for thinking it would be a good idea to drive without an adult and with a cellphone in his hand just for one Pokemon. In what way makes this the app's fault for his stupidity?
MrGarrett26 11
you are stupid
species4872 20
Your not the 15 year old are you?
species4872 20
That's interesting. the above comment #36 was not directed at #23 but someone else which has been completely removed?
HelloPal 6
You are SofaKing stupid. Pokemon go isn't the problem, it is a factor to an actual problem. that problem is using a phone while driving.
SofaKing619 13
Your words "just one Pokemon". If the game never existed there would not be Pokemon for him to go drive and get.
DoomedGemini 38
If the game never existed, it's just be another reason. It's not like accidents and reckless driving only started after the game came out
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Yeah, because stupidity in people only started to sprout up once Pokemon Go came out.
SofaKing619 13
I agree with both of you, he could have driven of because of any reason, But this is a Pokemon go problem because he went after a Pokemon. I also think the dad should have taken the phone away.
swampgas1 11
Did he catch it?
ohsnapword 21
It sounds like his life sucks, not yours.
DanielleinDC 34
Dad's life sucks because he will have to spend a few more years driving his idiot son around. Hopefully the son learned a lesson. The phones go DOWN when driving, and you don't drive without an adult.
jcash52426 5
Pokemon go is the worst app ever!!! Why people play it I have no idea. Your son need to learn to be more responsible. Maybe he should wait a bit before he get his license, I have read to many articles and young teen crashing the car and getting hurt or dieing because the are texting or talking on the goon while driving.
_EnderDoge 22
#17: Aside from the spelling mistakes, I have to say I agree with your comment. The game is dangerous, and overall not even what it was meant to be. People will just drive off to find a Pokemon instead of walking, as they're supposed to.
jcash52426 5
What did I spell wrong and I hate my autocorrect sometimes my phone just changes this and I didn't notice
NostalgiaFreak9 43
People play it because it's an interesting concept. The game itself isn't dangerous, because there's a ******* warning sign before the game starts up that reads something like "look up and pay attention to your surroundings". And it's common sense that you shouldn't be playing it while driving if using your cellphone while driving can get you pulled over. I think people who have lost all common sense are those that don't pay attention while playing this game, and those that think the game is dangerous just because of those stupid people.
DoomedGemini 38
People love to blame games..people are ******* idiots. It's that simple. Take away the game they'll play another, text, or just keep being dumb. My mom and I were almost hit twice recently, both times the person wasn't distracted by a phone or anything. In one the girl decided to try to drive through a red light quickly- could've seriously hurt or killed me. In the second the person was talking to the passenger, head turned. Pokemon go didn't create the idiots.
jcash52426 5
I plain don't like Pokemon Go. I'm in my mid 20s this is a kids game. I think is a bad game because people are getting hurt because there not paying attention. This op was really irresponsible he attached to his phone. He shouldn't have even had the phone with him while he was practicing driving.
soullyfe 33
It's not the game itself that's bad. It's how and when people decide to use it. Don't blame the game for people's lack of common sense.
crethan33 6
op was not driving the kid was.
jcash52426 5
Did you read my post. It began with your son
Angela Romano 3
1. I'm thirty and I love Pokemon and Pokemon go. Anyone- ANYONE- at any age who ever busts out 'that's for KIDDDDDS' is insecure, immature, and an idiot, to be perfectly honest. Would you like me to go into the intricasies of IV/EV/shiny breeding in pokemon, by the way? Here's a hint; we'd be here for hours and I don't think you'd get it. 2. Blaming the game for the kid being an idiot? Do you blame games and movies and video games for people killing other people, too? Same concept. Stupid people are stupid...it doesn't matter what they are or aren't doing.
Goblin182 27
Your life sucks, but he deserved it,
Lalala579121 28
We should be glad this happened. We don't need more dumb Pokémon go users like him driving.
iceking53 8
son used excuse it had no affect officer used ticket it's super affective
farmgirl98 14
In my state, if a youth driver breaks any rules of their drivers ed program, they are not allowed to get their license until they reach 18yo; with his level of responsibility, this might not be a bad thing. He also could be charged for stealing your car, as you clearly did not give him permission to go find Pokémon with it. Looks like a few more years of chauffeuring him around op! FYL!
Punkgirl4554 20
No one really gets their hours in, people just have their parents write a letter saying they do, or they fill out the book randomly.
ahillbillie 12
So this is why there are so many damn idiotic drivers on the road? Mine made damn sure I actually got them.
alphafish17 16
When I got my license they didn't require any kind of proof that you actually did the hours.
mike3775 39
Hopefully the phone and driving privileges have been taken away for a long long time