Today, my 15-year-old daughter asked for a ride to her boyfriend's house. It's the same house I've been driving her to for sleepovers with her friend "Kate" for two years. FML
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Today, my daughter asked me if I could have the kids overnight, even though I’d babysat all day, all because she just got home and was too tired to make the drive to pick them up. She only lives two minutes away. I can see her house from my bathroom window. FML
Today, the girl I like was panicking because her car broke down, so I offered her a lift to wherever she needed to be. I drove her to her boyfriend's house. She asked me to drive her home in the morning. FML
Today, my 15 year-old daughter decided that the best way to indulge her rebellious impulses was to sleep with the 30-something convict down the street, get pregnant, and try to convince him to let her move in. FML
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
Today, my 15-year-old son told me that he and his new girlfriend are deeply in love and are meant for each other. The "girlfriend" in question? My fiancé's 12-year old daughter. FML
Today, I went through my 15 year old daughter's internet history. On google she searched 'Excuses to get away from your dad' and 5 other variations of the same thing. We were supposed to be having a father daughter day tomorrow. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend at her house, and her dad saw us. She decided that she didn't feel like riding along when it was time for her dad to drive me home, and went to bed. I, on the other hand, got to have a 15-minute conversation about the merits of "physical boundaries." FML
Today, I realized that my 14 year-old runs my home. She has her own room, while her 11 year-old sister and I (her mother) share a room. I literally have to get her permission to go anywhere as well. FML
Today, my 3-year-old daughter asked me to carry her from the car to the house. I asked her for 3 kisses and a hug in return. She said she'd rather walk instead. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that since he's doing a project with a girl in his class and carpooling with her in the morning, she'll be sleeping over at his house. FML
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zolziski 11
This is a bit of a tough one, but I'm going to have to go with YDI for not taking more of an interest in your daughter's life and not insisting on meeting the parents the first time you dropped her off for a sleepover.
_PoPeYe__fml 0
FAIL!
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Comments (242)
kimmybaby 0
HAHAHA you suck at raising your kid.
CFR 0
O_o Ask to meet Kate...?? Then kill your daughter if Kate doesn't exist. I would =P
annamg 0
YDI for not meeting "Kate" or her parents when your daughter started spending the night over there.
boarder_140 0
badass kid. EPIC FAIL!!
takemeonthefloor 0
Smart kid.
whatever2304 0
yeah, maybe kate does have a brother. ask to meet them both
tony8pie 0
You let your daughter sleep over at a "friends" house without ever meeting the friend, let alone her parents?!? Well, no wonder your daughter is a *****...
Lucky444 0
Maybe her daughter is dating Kate's Dad??? YDI for being a uninvolved mother...You Suck! I ALWAYS meet my kid's friends and their parents. BTW didn't you think it was weird that Kate never came to your house or is your daughter that ashamed of you and your house?
woah_dang_baby_fml 0
Haha, your daughter's probably a *****.
everyroad_fml 0
Uninvolved parents make children that lie.