Today, my 15-year-old daughter asked for a ride to her boyfriend's house. It's the same house I've been driving her to for sleepovers with her friend "Kate" for two years. FML
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Today, my daughter asked me if I could have the kids overnight, even though I’d babysat all day, all because she just got home and was too tired to make the drive to pick them up. She only lives two minutes away. I can see her house from my bathroom window. FML
Today, the girl I like was panicking because her car broke down, so I offered her a lift to wherever she needed to be. I drove her to her boyfriend's house. She asked me to drive her home in the morning. FML
Today, my 15 year-old daughter decided that the best way to indulge her rebellious impulses was to sleep with the 30-something convict down the street, get pregnant, and try to convince him to let her move in. FML
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
Today, my 15-year-old son told me that he and his new girlfriend are deeply in love and are meant for each other. The "girlfriend" in question? My fiancé's 12-year old daughter. FML
Today, I went through my 15 year old daughter's internet history. On google she searched 'Excuses to get away from your dad' and 5 other variations of the same thing. We were supposed to be having a father daughter day tomorrow. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend at her house, and her dad saw us. She decided that she didn't feel like riding along when it was time for her dad to drive me home, and went to bed. I, on the other hand, got to have a 15-minute conversation about the merits of "physical boundaries." FML
Today, I realized that my 14 year-old runs my home. She has her own room, while her 11 year-old sister and I (her mother) share a room. I literally have to get her permission to go anywhere as well. FML
Today, my 3-year-old daughter asked me to carry her from the car to the house. I asked her for 3 kisses and a hug in return. She said she'd rather walk instead. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that since he's doing a project with a girl in his class and carpooling with her in the morning, she'll be sleeping over at his house. FML
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zolziski 11
This is a bit of a tough one, but I'm going to have to go with YDI for not taking more of an interest in your daughter's life and not insisting on meeting the parents the first time you dropped her off for a sleepover.
_PoPeYe__fml 0
FAIL!
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JokerXero 0
I love how everyone is trying to play it off as a trust issue LOL. Its so funny seeing people trying to come up with their own Theories about the situation, Its so cute :)
ScaredyCat 2
And HOW do you know her boyfriend doesn't have a sister named Kate?
snzizle 0
wow, not only do you fail for never meeting this girl your daughter's supposedly been friends with for 2 years, your daughter's also an idiot. Couldn't she have said "yeah, my boyfriend lives down the street from Kate" and then walk there? Altho maybe she knows your so retarded you mite not notice
visage 0
It would not be uncommon for your daughter to have developed feelings for a best friends brother. However, you fail for not knowing the family who has been responsible for your daughter on multiple occasions over the past few years. Parenting 101......
xxMiiNii 0
I don't think you should care. I mean, you fail at parenting, why would this be a shock? And to everyone who assumed Kate is real, the poster put it between quotations... Which means that she may be fictional and her daughter only made her up to hide the fact that she is staying with a guy. And simply meeting the friends' parents is not such a big deal. Only idiots would say it is overprotective. Because if she had done this two years back, her daughter would not have been doing God-knows-what behind her back.
gothic_cat_lady 0
While I do think it may overprotective to demand to meet your daughter's friend's parents, it's kind of strange that you never met the friend herself after two years...really?
cani_fml 0
I wonder what worse.. realizing your kid lied to you for two years, or realizing she's too stupid to lie about the address of her boyfriend's house
curryndricegirll 0
or realizing that she fails as a parent for not bothering to meet "Kate" or her parents for the past TWO years
Ketz 0
If I were you I would ground her for taking advantage of your stupidity.
xxMiiNii 0
Having a stupid parent and getting grounded? Oh come on, it doesn't fit.
sarah2144 14
Yeah. Did you maybe think that her boyfriend is Kate's brother? And even if he isn't, you never wondered why you never met this girl for 2 years? Fail.
onepctech 0
**** at 15 and retarded for not knowing you would catch that.
kukopia 0
Guess the retard doesn't fall far from the tree.