ACAB, Cops and Kids: Today, my 14 year old son got suspended and I had to pay for...

By duckthehack - 28/01/2011 14:25 - Poland

Today, my 14 year old son got suspended and I had to pay for the damage after he sprayed "FUCK THE POLICE" on the back wall of his school. I'm a policeman. FML

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By Renzy - 12/12/2012 18:32

Today, my son got suspended from school. He's in kindergarten. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2013 04:02 - United States

Today, my teenage son tried to huff a can of spray paint. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2013 00:15 - United States - Brighton

Today, I had to sneak out of work early to pick my 14-year-old son up from school. He and a friend had been found covered in Astroglide, racing each other down the corridor on their bellies. My boss noticed my absence from work, and now my son and I are both on suspension. FML

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Kinda deserved it

By Anonymous - 10/12/2021 14:02

Today, my son, who to my great shame is a typical bully, was suspended for bullying a disabled girl. Her father must have been the biggest, meanest, most tattooed ex-marine I've ever seen. He blamed me for bad parenting, and I actually peed myself a little in fear, which he saw too. FML

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Right or wrong?

By Anonymous - 23/08/2022 16:00

Today, my son's school called to inform me that I had to come pick him up, as he was caught vandalising. What shenanigans had he gotten up to? Writing "Epstein didn't kill himself" on various desks and walls around the school. I'm not sure if I should applaud the sentiment, or be annoyed that he got caught. FML

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Kids will be kids

By Charles Booth - 09/04/2021 14:00 - United States

Today, my 14 year-old got a 5-day suspension for fighting. He stood up for an 7th grader who was getting picked on. While the poor kid was eating lunch, they were messing with him when my son stepped in. There were some words said, then a fight. He feels terrible for fighting but I think he was in the right. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2011 15:52 - United States

Today, I was bitched out by my 17 year old son's teacher. It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate for his own political beliefs in a presentation, and my son ended his speech saying, "And it remains my opinion that our instructor is cramping my motherfucking style." Instant suspension. FML

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By ohcrap - 02/08/2011 04:58 - United States

Today, my son drew in Sharpie all over the wall, so I spanked him as punishment. When my boss came over for dinner, my son shouted, "Daddy made me take my punishment in the butt." FML

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A bit harsh

By amy - 08/08/2022 12:00

Today, my six-year-old son called to say he was suspended from school for drawing some “pretty flowers.” Confused as to why that would warrant punishment, I took a look and they were swastikas. He’s inconsolable. FML

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By thebeachisthatway - 22/10/2012 18:56 - United States - Worcester

Today, my son got expelled after using the photocopier to photocopy his penis. He then used the copies to replace every directional arrow posted throughout the school. FML

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sweet_candy_ 17

Friday 28 January 2011 18:57

He is hanging out with the wrong crowd :(

perdix 29

Friday 28 January 2011 19:06

Don't worry, he was talking about the band. Sting really ****** over Stewart Copeland and Andy Summers when he ditched them for his self-indulgent solo career. Or maybe he was angry when they jumped the shark with "Ghost in the Machine." Either way, it wasn't really about you.

Comments

felipe87 2

Friday 28 January 2011 20:13

Yea, **** THE POLICE!

iHeritik 0

Friday 28 January 2011 20:16

Damage? Just paint the **** over it...

BahahahLOL 0

Wednesday 30 March 2011 12:08

IKR

jj79242 0

Friday 28 January 2011 20:21

**** the police biatch ass pig

TropicalTulipz 0

Friday 28 January 2011 20:22

damm i would beat his ass for dat

TropicalTulipz 0

Friday 28 January 2011 20:24

he cant really pay for it hes only 14

jes1610 6

Friday 28 January 2011 20:25

it's because you're black isn't it? stop breaking the law and then the police won't be after you :-D

Hidan_fml 0

Friday 28 January 2011 20:27

Well, your son is right. I heard of one guy that pulled over by a cop. Since his window wasn't working, he opened the door, causing the cop to run towards the guy with a drawn gun. The cop then had a go at the guy with his night stick. After realizing the guy's window was broken, the cop laughed and let the guy off with a warning. A perfect example of why you say "**** THE PIGS!!"

Deltasly 0

Monday 31 January 2011 5:33

dude you are a freaking idiot!!!! you got that from a different post

0neiros 14

Friday 28 January 2011 20:27

What, you can't get with your fellow officers and Scare his ass straight? Toss him in a cell for a few hours, get a big cop to dress the part, and go in the cell with him, and spend some time telling him about how he's going to be his bitch. After a few hours of this, he'll be blubbering and won't be so stupid, Especially since "The Police" pay for everything in his worthless life.