Today, my 14 year old son got suspended and I had to pay for the damage after he sprayed "FUCK THE POLICE" on the back wall of his school. I'm a policeman. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Today, my son got suspended from school. He's in kindergarten. FML
Today, my teenage son tried to huff a can of spray paint. FML
Today, I had to sneak out of work early to pick my 14-year-old son up from school. He and a friend had been found covered in Astroglide, racing each other down the corridor on their bellies. My boss noticed my absence from work, and now my son and I are both on suspension. FML
Kinda deserved it
Today, my son, who to my great shame is a typical bully, was suspended for bullying a disabled girl. Her father must have been the biggest, meanest, most tattooed ex-marine I've ever seen. He blamed me for bad parenting, and I actually peed myself a little in fear, which he saw too. FML
Right or wrong?
Today, my son's school called to inform me that I had to come pick him up, as he was caught vandalising. What shenanigans had he gotten up to? Writing "Epstein didn't kill himself" on various desks and walls around the school. I'm not sure if I should applaud the sentiment, or be annoyed that he got caught. FML
Kids will be kids
Today, my 14 year-old got a 5-day suspension for fighting. He stood up for an 7th grader who was getting picked on. While the poor kid was eating lunch, they were messing with him when my son stepped in. There were some words said, then a fight. He feels terrible for fighting but I think he was in the right. FML
Unfair
Today, I was bitched out by my 17 year-old son's teacher. It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate for his own political beliefs in a presentation, and my son ended his speech saying, "And it remains my opinion that our instructor is cramping my motherfucking style." Instant suspension. FML
Today, my son drew in Sharpie all over the wall, so I spanked him as punishment. When my boss came over for dinner, my son shouted, "Daddy made me take my punishment in the butt." FML
A bit harsh
Today, my six-year-old son called to say he was suspended from school for drawing some “pretty flowers.” Confused as to why that would warrant punishment, I took a look and they were swastikas. He’s inconsolable. FML
Wonky logic
Today, I got my ass beat by some kid in my grade. The reason I was targeted? The superintendent, aka my idiot father, suspended him for defending himself in another fight. The kid told me it's not personal, he needed to prove a point that our school doesn't do shit about bullying, As much as I agree with him… FML
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sweet_candy_ 17
He is hanging out with the wrong crowd :(
perdix 31
Don't worry, he was talking about the band. Sting really ****** over Stewart Copeland and Andy Summers when he ditched them for his self-indulgent solo career. Or maybe he was angry when they jumped the shark with "Ghost in the Machine." Either way, it wasn't really about you.
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notsooriginalfml 0
just wait till you have to start paying his bail money.xD
Frickmetinajenks 0
I don't think he likes you very much.
Mabster84 2
Sounds like perhaps someone is spending more thought and time with their job than they are with their children. If you didn't know your son was in a decrepit behavioral state of mind until now, you may need to start thinking about how it's affecting your family. If that's the case, I feel worse for your son than I do for you. Parents, these days, believe that children will raise themselves, and that the educational system will teach them what they need to know. How very sad for the next generation of children.
RedPillSucks 33
It's not always the parents fault. Sometimes, not matter how hard you try, kids do stupid things. Bill Cosby is right. Kids have brain damage.
Mabster84 2
I'm sorry, but children learn from their parents. I did silly things as a child and a teenager, every kid does. It's the demeanor that is behind it, and to the degree that shows how well a child was taught. My brother was told when he was a child, that he had ADHD and needed drugs to calm him down. My parents never gave him the drugs, and now he makes 100k a year in a job that requires his full attention at all times. Even small children need steady guidance to put them on a better path. If you don't give them consequences, even as toddlers, they will grow up not knowing boundaries. We all take some steps outside of the boundaries at some point, but how far kids are willing to go shows how far they've been taught. You don't learn that at school, you learn that from your parents. The same goes if you spend most of your time comfortably with the fact that your children take care of themselves because you're "too busy" to be there for them. When they're left alone to their own devices, they'll go father outside of their boundaries. Parents need to give their children some sort of constant in their lives. When you're not a constant to your own children, you see results such as this FML
onikage_666 0
he just needs to learn not to get caught next time
executivemom 0
Why are there so many cop haters on here? Is it because they risk their lives to keep us safe, or that you've been caught doing stupid shit? OK, my little rant is over. OP, your kid is an idiot.
onikage_666 0
people hate the police simply because theyre the only thing standing in the way of their freedom
ramirezlmt 0
Have you ever heard of bad cops? watch it. how many youtube videos of cops? That's why we hate cause it's not the average agreed but it only takes one to ruin your day. LIke the other post! Hey OP would you beat a guy for opening his car door? 100% not all cops are bad.
Sparx1_1 16
Without the police the only ones who would have freedom are the criminals ... the rest of us would be barricaded in our homes hoping not to get shot.
Fsvb 32
That's how it should be, survival of the strongest.
Idc666 0
A lot of cops are just plain assholes. Just go on You Tube and look for the videos. They got picked on in high school and when they get a little bit of power it goes to their heads, so they become bullies themselves. In Maryland a motorcycle driver had some video he took of a cop being an asshole; when he pulled the poster of video over, the plain clothes cop started waving his gun around without even saying he was an officer, yelling and screaming. When the cop learned that that the driver of the motorcycle had video of him, he and his buddies basically broke into the driver's home to confiscate the video.; too late though, it was already posted on the Internet. Not only that, but cops lie and think they are above the law. I have actually seen a cop put his blinker on, stop in the middle of a danger and oft busy road, and back up until he could make his turn. You try doing that in sight of a cop. And for some reason the word of a cop is worth more than a citizen when it should be. This happened to a friend of mine. He was hit by a cop that ran a red light wiith no lights or sirens on. The cop was trying to pin it on my friend, but thank **** there were witness that came over said it was the cop that had ran the red light! I've also seen cops put on their lights just to get through traffic and then turn them off when they are in the clear. I've actually seen one turn on his siren to make it through a light, only to see him pull into a store and come out 10 minutes later with soda and a sandwich. And then there are the cops that harass people for innocent things, eg skateboarding. Not too mention the whole fake "war on drugs" bullshit.
premiermois 5
143 - meanwhile, there are even more cops that are shot and killed while trying to remove a psychopath from our streets. If you're going to put that much effort and text in to an argument like this, take an extra few sentences to point out the good as well so you don't come off like a completely biased asshole.
girlygeek004 8
No. It's because we are smart enough to know that they aren't all that great. They don't risk their lives for us. They take away our freedom.
katieebugg 3
Yes that's true but you shouldn't HATE cops. There are stupid, and really bad ones. So don't hate appreciate. c;
katieebugg 3
Shut up! You don't deserve freedom if you talk that way, be grateful for what you have, you ingrate! At least you get to do more things than others grow up.
bubbarific 0
cud b worse, u cudda been the one whu had to arrest him
ramirezlmt 0
Cause my friend is illiterate I'll translate "It could've be worse, you could have been the one to arrest him."
HunterDanielle 3
that's ok.. my dad's a cop & I do stuff like that too :P
jhillmoney 0
let's just hope he doesn't have an FML account to see u say that lol
fiveonefiveoh 0
**** u dad!
SandraXTC 0
LMFAO.!
Zombies_eat_Nath 0
you sound kinda stupid. just saying. everyone that looks down on cops.. not all cops are as bad as said. there's a lot that strictly do their job and are nice ppl
pepelapew 0
f the pigs