Today, me and my boyfriend were just about to have sex and I was so excited to do it just like the movies. He carried me up and just as he was about to lay me on the bed he sneezed, dropping me at the same time. I hit my head. Now I have 12 stitches where my eyebrow used to be. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and he slid his hand up near my face too fast and ended up clocking me in the nose. It is the first time that I've ever had nosebleed while orgasming. FML
Today, when my boyfriend was about to orgasm, I suddenly sneezed all over his face. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. He was about to make me come so I lifted my arm above my head with pleasure. I accidently punched him in the eye, hard enough that he had to stop for a while because he said he felt dizzy. FML
Today, I was fooling around with my boyfriend in his room. He grabbed me behind the head to pull me in for a hard, romantic kiss. He accidentally smashed my nose into his cheekbone, and my nose started gushing blood and continued to bleed for over 2 hours. It's broken, and he just laughed. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Feeling goofy, I thought it’d be funny to try to reenact that horrible sex scene from the movie Showgirls. I threw my body back, but completely lost my balance and smashed my head on the headboard. I ended up with a bad concussion and a huge hospital bill. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. It was going well until our braces got caught. Out of pain, I tried to pull away, which made my eyes water. Then I sneezed in his mouth. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML
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alex_vik 1
lol, I can't imagine you're too old, since you said "sex just like in the movies".
Ldy_S_FTW 0
...at least he didn't sneeze while he was giving ***********? i imagine that woulda been quite painful. =/
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Comments (51)
dwights 0
if he was carrying you and dropped you..how the hell did your eyebrow get cut...was he carrying you with your stomach facing the ground like a little kid on a swing trying to be superman or did you rotate while falling? lol
mac_fml 0
you deserved that for acting like such a pansy
mothafucka_fml 0
ouch
Lou_Briccant 0
Scars are pretty cool.
interventions 1
sex is never like it is in the movies. sorry but that's the harsh truth. i hope your stitches heal up soon :)
pewp 5
sounds like youre pretty young having sex since you were excited to do it "just like in the movies"
soozin 0
Lol@ just like the movies. What kind of movies have you been watching? *raised eyebrows*
mzmaverickd 7
Awww... I am so sorry... ;(
kellster 2
Lol, "just like the movies". Which movies? There's a lot of movie sex out there, and most of it doesn't involve people carrying people up flights of stairs. I have to agree with the posters who say this makes you sound like you're 13 or something.
Diabeetus 0
So did you guys still have sex?