By Misc. - 13/03/2009 17:54 - United States

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Today, me and my boyfriend were just about to have sex and I was so excited to do it just like the movies. He carried me up and just as he was about to lay me on the bed he sneezed, dropping me at the same time. I hit my head. Now I have 12 stitches where my eyebrow used to be. FML
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alex_vik 0

lol, I can't imagine you're too old, since you said "sex just like in the movies".

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Ldy_S_FTW 0

...at least he didn't sneeze while he was giving ***********? i imagine that woulda been quite painful. =/

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xHaniffax 0

This sounds like the other side of another FML around here.

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cajungirl 0

lol that is hilarious

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popgoesthecherry 0

that sucks,but how did you hit your eyebrow if you were being carried?

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Babblez 0

Stupid iPod -.-. She probably spun as she was falling. I'm guessing he was holding her...sideways, like across both arms, with the forward motion she would have slipped. and by in the movies she probably meant all romantic and such, like in the notebook

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K1ll_J0y 0

my boyfriend and I........ please use correct grammar.

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matthewryangray1 0

wow just like the movies were u 13 and him like 26

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justanotherhuman 21

...two years later, my eyebrow still launches up when I read "just like the movies." So vexing.

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sorandomgirl 0

I would say 'I agree, your life sucks' but you're grammar isn't right and I can't stand it. I'm a grammar freak!

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