Work: Today, marks my fifth day being an English teacher's assistant....

By Anonymous - 10/12/2013 07:38 - United States - Pleasanton

Today, marks my fifth day being an English teacher's assistant. I spent it like the other four days: grading and editing terrible Teen Wolf, One Direction and Doctor Who high school fan-fiction. Six months until I get out of here. FML

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By toeloezz - 26/09/2016 18:02 - Netherlands

Today, during a regular checkup at the dentist, I got a wisdom tooth pulled out which resulted in me looking like a fat hamster. Tomorrow is my first day as an English teacher in high school. FML

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By effiestonem154 - 02/04/2013 21:14 - United States

Today, the Chinese student I've been teaching English to got on stage in front of hundreds of people to read her final essay. She ended with, "What a fucking day." I don't swear, and I no longer have a job. FML

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Drowning

By ihateschool - 26/03/2024 22:00 - Canada - Burnaby

Today, I've been sick for five days and I have two college essays and a exam coming up, along with a few other assignments. I've been working non-stop for five days with less than six hours of sleep per day, and more assignments are flowing in as I am working. FML

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That's sick

By Howww_06 - 04/09/2021 11:01 - Denmark

Today, my teacher said that since I was sick last week, I had to do all the work that the others had done, which i didn't know of because no one said anything about it. So now I've got to watch a total of 5 hours-worth of documentaries, and write analysis of them. Before tomorrow. FML

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By need new job - 24/04/2016 18:12 - Germany

Today, I was hired as a student assistant. I was excited, until I learned on my very first day that "Supporting the academic staff in their research" actually meant walking the professor's dog. FML

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By Bree - 22/10/2011 23:16 - United States

Today, my parents got a call from my English teacher. She told them that I have 14 days of detention because I've been cutting class. I've been there every day, but apparently she never noticed me. FML

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School's out for summer, thank God!

By reluctant teacher - 15/06/2019 19:41 - United States - Clarksville

Today, I had 15 teenagers literally laugh in my face when I asked them to be quiet. I'm a student teaching in a high school, which is the culmination of 2 years of my life and $20,000, and I might in fact actually hate doing it. FML

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By sashimieater - 31/05/2011 01:59 - United States

Today, it was the last day of school. My students shared what they thought of me. Expecting to hear wonderful things, all of their complaints can be summed up in a few words: I'm a liar, a killer of dreams, I need to grow up, and I was a big disappointment to them. I'm a first-year teacher. FML

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By leahkasscar - 06/12/2017 00:00 - United States

Today, I kissed my 3.5 GPA goodbye because my English teacher was too caught up planning her parrot's birthday party to put in the credit I deserve for three different essays I completed for her class. FML

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Moral quandary

By Anonymous - 26/10/2023 15:02 - United States - San Diego

Today, I realized some of my English students have just been going to their Philosophy professor to help them complete their essays. FML

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DocBastard 38

Tuesday 10 December 2013 16:50

Count your blessings - no Twilight.

ItsAUnicorn 27

Tuesday 10 December 2013 16:51

Good luck with reading stories that start all innocent, cute and lovely... And always end with gay sex :)

Comments

elainarone 4

Tuesday 10 December 2013 17:44

I love one direction…

Rainhawk94 27

Tuesday 10 December 2013 18:44

That's sweet, now back to your hole

RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 10 December 2013 18:56

They let her out AGAIN?! *gets whip*

ariastyles12 25

Tuesday 10 December 2013 21:27

So do I. And to all the haters, at least it's not Justin Bieber or Twilight we're talking about

Rainhawk94 27

Tuesday 10 December 2013 21:37

Guess we have to make the hole bigger for you

NeighSoulSister 6

Tuesday 10 December 2013 21:50

Oh, FML, the site where you get down voted simply for having an opinion.

ariastyles12 25

Wednesday 11 December 2013 15:42

Don't judge us for having opinions. It's not like we like Justin Bieber. "OMG I luv justin hed my baby were gunna get maried but he dont know it yet. Back of haters hes not a bad person at all hes my angle"

Absoluezer0 12

Tuesday 10 December 2013 17:53

You just screwed with the wrong fandoms. Good luck.

mikaellikestacos 14

Tuesday 10 December 2013 18:00

Doctor who is stupid the movie will be stupid

tj4234 35

Tuesday 10 December 2013 18:11

Firstly Doctor Who isn't stupid. You clearly haven't seen it. Secondly there is no movie in production.

bandeek 30

Tuesday 10 December 2013 18:46

Why do you think it's stupid?

Dthsapprntc 23

Tuesday 10 December 2013 19:38

Posting a comment like "Doctor Who is stupid" on FML, where the community has proven itself to consist largely of nerds and geeks, without backing up the statement with a well thoughtout and formulated reason is in and of itself rather stupid.

biglow223 6

Tuesday 10 December 2013 18:17

We all have to pay our dues, OP

Cass_x 22

Tuesday 10 December 2013 18:17

don't you dare to mess with Directioners!

Lomus 24

Tuesday 10 December 2013 20:16

They're shit. Deal with it.

axi128 10

Tuesday 10 December 2013 18:21

Which grade is it?

upallnight11 19

Tuesday 10 December 2013 18:23

One direction fanfic is fun though, not going to lie..

Cr8zier 2

Tuesday 10 December 2013 18:33

I could be completely wrong but at least they found something that interests them enough to get them writing. It's a good enough medium to guide them to better grammar and correct spelling let alone use of the english language. I'd be more upset if they didn't participate in any form.