Today, like every day she works, my roommate once again put on a ton on perfume before work because she doesn't shower. She's gone, but this smell will be here for hours. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, despite using deodorant religiously and showering twice a day, my roommate still smells so bad that every time she enters the room I become physically sick. FML
Today, I realized that my flatmate showers so little that the furniture she uses smells like BO. FML
Today, I have a new office-mate. I'm not particularly sensitive to odours but he wears so much cologne, I nearly throw up every time he walks in. Only 8 more hours till fresh air. FML
Today, my girlfriend showered ten times, used an entire tube of deodorant, and continued to stink. It’s been like this for the past week, despite it being cold outside. FML
Today, I had to walk through the women's perfume section to get to my normal aftershave. A woman was trying out a perfume, which she squirted on herself and me. You can imagine the afternoon I had to endure after I got home to my wife and she could smell "some slut's scent" all over me. FML
Today, my mom yelled at me because even though I shower thoroughly twice a day, I still stink. My mom showers once a week, never wears deodorant, and smells like roses. FML
Today, and pretty much every day, my co-worker takes off her shoes while working. The smell of her feet makes me dizzy. I don't know if she's oblivious to the fact that her feet stink, or she just doesn't care. It's affecting the quality of my work. FML
Today, my new office mate offered to let me smell her deodorant. This was after clipping her nails, before pulling out her needle point project, and while complaining how overworked she is. FML
Today, I got a new roommate in the dorms. When I got back to my room, I could smell her feet before I even opened my door. FML
Today, I had to inform my roommate that dry shampoo, deodorant, and perfume are not the same as a shower. It's been two weeks. FML
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Madison Gliosci 16
I have been there. My roommate last year didn’t shower like ever and didn’t brush her teeth and hardly wore deodorant and she farted constantly. But she definitely wore perfume...
Dave_Davington 35
Piss in all of her perfume bottles. That way, she'll have no choice but to shower.
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Comments (23)
chosha_fml 27
You should ask her to put her perfume on outside. And maybe just tell her straight out that she reeks - that there’s not enough perfume in the world to cover it and she should just have a shower.
TumblrweedPasses 11
Hide the stinky perfume and replace it for fart spray
Charlie Given 28
Wait for a rainy day and lock her out with a note on door next to a bar of soap saying wash your ass or get out on your ass😆
WHSKitty4ever 23
Ewwwww
davek 36
Obtain some sort of animal urine (I think they sell it for hunters to use as a decoy). Fill perfume bottle with it.