Today, just like the last several days, I walked out to my car after class only to notice the Justin Bieber stickers arranged on my bumper and license plates. My dad put them there, and thinks it's just as hilarious as the first time. He has four packs of stickers left. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I parked in a different lot because the one I usually park in was full. When I came back later, a bumper sticker was stuck to the windshield that said, "INCONSIDERATE F***, DON'T PARK HERE AGAIN!" To make matters worse, it was stuck on with a special type of glue, so it can't be removed. FML
Today, as I was walking home from school with my guy friends, my dad pulled up by the sidewalk, offered me a handful of dollar bills and said, "Get in, baby." Only after we drove away and he started laughing did I realize I'll probably never hear the end of this at school. FML
Today, I found a "White Power" bumper sticker on the back of my car. I don't know what idiot thought it'd be funny to put it there, but now my neighbors think I'm a proud racist. FML
Today, my dad thought it'd be funny to put an Edward Cullen cutout behind my car as I backed it out the garage to see my reaction. Oh it was funny alright, except I was so scared that when I saw him through the mirror I reacted by stepping on the gas. We now have half a garage door. FML
Today, I got my new license plate, which is the story of my life. FML
Today, I noticed my wife put a bumper sticker on our car that says "Cowboy butts drive me nuts." I've driven that car to work every day. FML
Today, as I was pulling out of the school parking lot I was blasting my music and feeling pretty awesome, I got a few honks and felt even cooler. Until some lady pulled up next to me and told me I had left my binder on the roof and all my papers were all over the road behind me. FML
Today, outraged about the high gas prices, I thought it would be funny to buy some stickers of Joe Biden saying, “I did that” to put them on the gas pumps next to the prices. I was caught by the owner, and am no longer welcome in that gas station for “vandalism.” FML
Today, after work, I peeled a parking ticket off my windshield. It was so hot that the ink from the ticket made a stamp on my windshield. Now I have a permanent reminder staring me in the face wherever I drive. FML
Today, I came outside to see someone had written on my car, "I love your hairy butt, pubes, and fat girlfriend!" multiple times. I wouldn't have been bothered if all those things weren't true. FML
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Top comments
MissWhitneyB 17
Laugh it out and start putting stickers on his car bumper. Show him how funny it really is :)
Narutosuns2fan 12
Put one direction stickers on his car.
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Comments (61)
alligator729 15
Anyone who says you deserve this are evil, evil people.
alycion 39
We all do things that drive out parents crazy. So in some way, op probably does deserve it. Parents only torture us with pranks for revenge of all the things we did growing up. Or as my mom likes to say, the things I didn't catch you at.
airhead2015 18
Put those stickers on everything he owns. Car, bike, room, bathroom sink, toilet, etc.
worldsocold34 7
Go out and buy some letter stickers, and spell out 'MILEY CYRUS' on his hood.
iajm02 13
He's killing your street credz
JaegerMayCry 13
Idk those stickers are pretty hard to take off.
TyT63 12
take some stickers and put them on his car
MzNViziBLe 8
You can remove those with rubbing alcohol or nail polish remover
NoFlippinWai 24
dont do acetone. its bad. it may ruin the paint.
jrock9093 18
Lol I think that's all I can say is lmfao hahahaha gaga great dad sorry.
xxmollyxx 25
I'm getting a great image in my head of a middle-aged man sneaking around a school car park, Justin Bieber stickers in hand, cackling manically. Anyway, FYL.
Omniprism 15
Go get your own stickers. Payback time.