Today, just as I was putting my contacts in, a gnat landed on it. Its guts got squished between my eyeball and the contact. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, a gnat hit my forehead, fell into the space between my glasses and my face, and bounced off my eye while trying desperately to escape. When I tried to get my glasses off, it fell into my mask instead, and I accidentally inhaled it. FML
Today, while squishing a stink bug, it sprayed directly in my eye. FML
Today, I was on a bike ride when a bug flew into my eye. Not wanting to stop, I figured I would just keep that eye closed until I could cry it out. Five seconds later, a bug flew into my other eye. FML
Today, I noticed I had a dead gnat stuck on my chin. This was after an hour-long appointment with a good looking doctor. FML
Today, as I went to kiss my date goodbye and drive home, he mistakenly rammed his thumb across my eye hard enough to push my contact back into my eye socket. FML
Today, my contact ripped in half in my eye. One half fell out, but the other half got stuck too far under my eyelid. An hour and $100 later, Urgent Care finally got it. FML
Today, I was picking my nose so aggressively that I flicked a booger right into my eye. FML
Today, I was cleaning mouse remains from the kitchen floor, left by my cat. I found a small round thing nearby. With no idea what it was, I picked it up and gave it a little squeeze to see if it was solid. It wasn't, and burst with great force onto my face. I'm pretty sure it was an eye. FML
Today, after an extremely hard day at work, I took a hot shower to wind down a little bit. I accidentally splashed a painful amount of hot water and shampoo in my eyes. My left contact is now stuck to my eyeball. FML
Today, I reached to pick out a booger stuck in my nose that had been irritating me, and ended up poking myself in the eye. FML
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TechnoKitten 17
That's gnatsty
guss5441 18
Gnats side of the story Today, I was being me and landed on a contact lens, then an evil human squished me in his/her eye female
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Comments (48)
ImBetterInPerson 11
Georgia life
ohSNAPyall 27
Enough of this! Quit gnattering on.
Flyndaran 10
Gross but I doubt as painful as many other stuff you can get in your contacts. I once somehow got aftershave in my solution. My face made a fist. It took a while to "convince" my eyelids to release their death grip so I could remove the blasted thing.
Amorettex 19
Eww' Such horrible luck!
ConspiracyCake 8
This is the stuff of nightmares
prostar9993 15
As someone that wears contacts, I have no idea how that is even possible. How hard so you push on your eye when putting them in? Either way. You're doing it wrong.
kreesan 10
poor gnat
Shakato 3
Lottery moment
huehuebrbr 5
ya blew it man. The better response would have been "The bug's life was gnat that important anyways."