Love: Today, it was our 5th anniversary, so I decided to play a little...

By Awie - 20/10/2011 08:26 - Austria

Today, it was our 5th anniversary, so I decided to play a little joke on my girlfriend. Before I gave her the real present, an engagement ring, I gave her a gift-wrapped rolling pin instead. I ended up in the hospital. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2014 21:27 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML

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By ryansmithho - 24/11/2010 19:06 - United States

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 4 years. I took the whole day to cook a nice meal, and stuck the ring in a cookie that I was going to give to her. In the middle of the dinner I was holding the cookie under the table, about to give it to her. My dog ate it. FML

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By very punny - 03/09/2014 03:18 - United States - Odenton

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend with a ring from Kay Jewelers. She saw the box, started giggling, whispered, "'Kay", and then started laughing so hard at her joke she had to excuse herself. FML

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By unknown - 17/08/2019 02:00 - Canada

Today, my wife figured out I gave her a dollar store ring for our anniversary. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2011 20:00 - Canada

Today, I took my girlfriend out for dinner to a fancy Italian restaurant for our one year anniversary. After giving her some roses, freshly baked cookies, and a thoughtful poem I wrote for her, she started laughing and asked for her real gift. FML

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By newlysingle - 14/12/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I had been hiding the ring in the sock drawer. When I went to retrieve it, the ring was gone and in its place was a sticky note that said "NO." FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2012 06:41 - United States - Centralia

Today, my girlfriend decided it would be hilarious if she pulled a prank on me, so she did the classic "bucket of water on a door" one. I ended up getting stitches and a concussion on my birthday. FML

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By Mazzam - 19/11/2008 11:33 - France

Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me the present she'd bought for me. I said, joking, "I hope it's not a tie!" It was a tie. FML

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By nickrick12 - 19/07/2011 22:57 - United States

Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML

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By foreveralone - 23/06/2013 14:42 - United States

Today, it was the second anniversary of the day I met my girlfriend. I had to go to work, but I set an engagement ring and a letter on my pillow for when she woke up, and left breakfast for her on the counter. When I got home, she and all of her things were gone. FML

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Thursday 20 October 2011 16:07

It seems like after five years, she'd know you well enough to recognize that it was a gag gift. Unless you've just told her to get back in the kitchen one too many times and she finally snapped...

mk58 31

Thursday 20 October 2011 16:05

Let me guess, she made you shove it up your ass.

Comments

lauren0313 0

Thursday 20 October 2011 22:12

wow thats who you want to spend your life with!

Swiko 11

Thursday 20 October 2011 22:17

I'd be pissed too. I hate jokes like that.

swaggaur 3

Thursday 20 October 2011 22:26

Wow sounds like a materialistic bitch of a girlfriend you got there

docscientist 9

Thursday 20 October 2011 22:34

This is why we need to get modern women back into the kitchen; they don't know what a rolling pin is used for anymore.

cheetahcake19 0

Thursday 20 October 2011 22:42

What a bitch! U Should've told her u had two surprises

choloman 0

Thursday 20 October 2011 23:43

hahah that's awesome. too bad she doesn't know her place

iwadasn 32

Thursday 20 October 2011 23:46

Too bad you don't realize it's not the 1950s anymore.

SkardeyKat 3

Thursday 20 October 2011 23:45

Damn how hard did she beat you with that rolling pin? Did you still give her the ring?

Cookiegirl222 0

Thursday 20 October 2011 23:48

You idiot. Who plays a prank on people for their anniversary?

ProhibitionRose 14

Friday 21 October 2011 0:05

Hah! My husbands parents got me a rolling pin as our wedding present so I could keep him in line

HomeAl0ne 20

Friday 21 October 2011 0:10

I see what mistake you made there. Traditionally the 5th anniversary was wood (like the rolling pin) but in these modern times it has been replaced by blunt force trauma. Just so you're prepared, the 6th anniversary used to be iron but is now anal penetration. I'd rethink those golf clubs you were going to get her.