Well, now you "found" it.

Im guessing hes not your best friend anymore

A true friend dont borrow, they just take it lol

In soviet Russia, bike loses YOU!

Shut up Meg no one cares if you lost a bike

Stealing stuff isn't that big of a deal.

"why" "are" "we" "using" "quotations?"

Before you accuse them of theft break the ice by asking if they grabbed your ass :) 65% of the time, it works every time!

I think you should start telling people your friend "fell" and broke his nose.
And give him a nice surprise punch to the Face!

Meow :)

Well what a nice friend you have

Maybe he forgot it at his friends house? Nothing in the fml says his friend stole it.

Lost is in quotations

Could also mean forgot

oh right he forgot it at his friends house... "FOR THE PAST FEW MONTHS". if he had forgotten at his friend's house then his friend should have said something. and if he didn't forgot it that means his friend stole. either way his friend is a dick or a thieve. and don't even say oh well maybe he didn't realize it was in his garage. cause i find it hard to believe that someone can have a VEHICLE in their garage for months and not notice

I have seen many garages that a bike could easily get lost in, maybe this is the case...no need to jump to assumptions...

I would talk to your friend and try to find out the reason WHY it was in their garage... >> And make them buy you lunch for the spent bus fare too, lol.

Hopefully somehow your fist "found" his nuts

Why not get a new bike if it caused you so much inconvenience? :/

I'm sure your talking about all the bus trips. ?

Well now he found it

Yeah of course that's what I meant, like during the time OP lost his bike, why not get a new one to save himself all the bus trips?

It costs money to buy a new bike, money that's used for groceries, utilities, and - dare I say I say it? - bus fare.

That was redundant.

-dare I say it?

Finding long lost bikes is what friends are for!

Maybe you lost it and your friend found it and he kept it in the garage and hes been meaning to tell you bu hes too busy

That explanation is just as lousy as your spelling, my good sir.

But plausible, we don't know how long the bike has been in the friends garage, formal we know his friend only found it the day before.

No doubt ill be thumbed down on this, 'cause people love to assume the worst.

Just walk up to him an punch him in the face an say u owe me bus money

I think there are better ways to handle this. A simple kick in the nuts would suffice.

Or... Steal something of his

ya totally, steeling from ur friend will fix everything. u r very wise. "dumb a$$"

Sharing is caring!!!

lol

Thad what she said but I don't like the herps

nice friend.... remove him off your FB friends list. That makes it official

I can't explain how much of a fail this is...

Maybe you left it there when you last got baked at his house? Dude, Where's My Bike.

You needed the exercise anyways. I know the bike is excellent aerobic exercise, but avoiding weirdos, drunks, urine puddles, nut-punchers, pickpockets, and lunatics that use public transportation developed other muscles!

Not to mention it builds your immune system and tolerance for loud, screeching children.

Yeaa, I thought saying it out loud would help to make it true, but no, I still can't stand loud, screeching kids on buses.

On buses? Oh, I thought you meant the noise they make as they go under the wheels. Music to my ears....

And on the original topic, I can imagine his friend ringing up and saying in a sleepy voice

"Hey man, guess what? I found my garage! It was wrapped around your bicycle. Totally weird..."