Im guessing hes not your best friend anymore

A true friend dont borrow, they just take it lol

In soviet Russia, bike loses YOU!

Shut up Meg no one cares if you lost a bike

Stealing stuff isn't that big of a deal.

"why" "are" "we" "using" "quotations?"

Before you accuse them of theft break the ice by asking if they grabbed your ass :) 65% of the time, it works every time!

I think you should start telling people your friend "fell" and broke his nose. And give him a nice surprise punch to the Face! Meow :)

Maybe he forgot it at his friends house? Nothing in the fml says his friend stole it.

Lost is in quotations

Could also mean forgot

oh right he forgot it at his friends house... "FOR THE PAST FEW MONTHS". if he had forgotten at his friend's house then his friend should have said something. and if he didn't forgot it that means his friend stole. either way his friend is a dick or a thieve. and don't even say oh well maybe he didn't realize it was in his garage. cause i find it hard to believe that someone can have a VEHICLE in their garage for months and not notice

I have seen many garages that a bike could easily get lost in, maybe this is the case...no need to jump to assumptions...

Hopefully somehow your fist "found" his nuts

I'm sure your talking about all the bus trips. ?

Well now he found it

Yeah of course that's what I meant, like during the time OP lost his bike, why not get a new one to save himself all the bus trips?

It costs money to buy a new bike, money that's used for groceries, utilities, and - dare I say I say it? - bus fare.

That was redundant. -dare I say it?

That explanation is just as lousy as your spelling, my good sir.

But plausible, we don't know how long the bike has been in the friends garage, formal we know his friend only found it the day before. No doubt ill be thumbed down on this, 'cause people love to assume the worst.

I think there are better ways to handle this. A simple kick in the nuts would suffice.

Or... Steal something of his

ya totally, steeling from ur friend will fix everything. u r very wise. "dumb a$$"

lol

Thad what she said but I don't like the herps

I can't explain how much of a fail this is...

Not to mention it builds your immune system and tolerance for loud, screeching children.

Yeaa, I thought saying it out loud would help to make it true, but no, I still can't stand loud, screeching kids on buses.

On buses? Oh, I thought you meant the noise they make as they go under the wheels. Music to my ears....

And on the original topic, I can imagine his friend ringing up and saying in a sleepy voice "Hey man, guess what? I found my garage! It was wrapped around your bicycle. Totally weird..."