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Today, I realised I fit the stereotype of a lonely, bored housewife when I was more turned on by the plumber fixing the boiler than I have been by my husband in at least a year. FML
Put some effort into your sex life. Have date nights where you can talk (put the phones away), buy some sexy lingerie. Life hapoens and people neglect their intimate relationships with their spouses. But you CAN relindle it.
A lot of women are into crack. Butt crack, that is.
Can i come over and fix your pipes? 🤣