Today, it was my friend's paintball party and we were doing it in a forest nearby. When I arrived at his house, his parents said they already started, so I geared up and went out there to find that there was a note on a tree. It said 'Sorry', and then twenty people jumped from bushes and ambushed me. FML
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Today, I went paintballing with my siblings. Once we were done, they realised I hadn't been shot at all. They cornered me in the forest and lit me up. I have welts all over my legs. FML
Today, I played paintball with a bunch of friends. By the end of the day, my girlfriend and I were the only people left on the field. She shot me mercilessly, and I screamed like a little girl. 30 people watched, 4 people filmed. FML
Today, I thought it would be fun to join my friends for a game of paintball. I got shot in the same spot three times in a row. It turned out to be my own team, who mistook me for the enemy because I was wearing… camouflage. FML
Today, my family got together for a big game of paintball. My grandpa wanted to play too, but I told him he was a bit too old for such a rough sport. He joined anyway, and spent the whole 2 hours hunting my dumb ass down. I'm now in constant pain after being riddled with paintballs. FML
Today, I tagged along with some friends to a party in the woods. Halfway into the night, a party-goer's boyfriend got extremely drunk and violent, causing the others to panic and drive away in the two cars we pooled in. My best friend and I had to run all the way back home on foot. FML
Today, the police came to my house and arrested me. Why? The neighborhood kids thought it would be fun to hide behind my house and shoot at people with paintball guns. People saw it coming from my house and called the police. I was fired from work, due to missing it without notice. No excuses. FML
Today, I was doing target practice with my new paintball pistol. One of the bullets missed, and hit my new neighbor's house. I went up to the door to apologize, not realizing I was still holding the paintball gun. My ex-soldier neighbor thought I was robbing him and put me in a chokehold. FML
Today, I played an intense paintball match, with me and my friends versus my boyfriend and his buddies. When we won, my boyfriend went mental and said he only lost because of "lag". When I pointed out we weren't in a video game, he reacted by firing a paintball straight into my chest. FML
Today, my friends and I went paintballing. The instructor showed us the sound of an unloaded gun by shooting at my face. It wasn't unloaded. FML
Today, while playing paintball, a shot ricocheted off a wall and slammed into my nuts. I told the other team I was out and tried to run out of the field, but as I was jogging to the door I was hit again in the balls. My friend saw this and dropped his gun, laughing. It hit me too. FML
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Dusa_fml 0
Oh man that sucks major but is hella funny, sorry man. XD
Mr_Tuff_Guy 0
GET TO THE CHOPPA!
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Comments (131)
Anonchick 0
oh no! that is so horrible! how can you go on living your life?? get over it jeez
Gregory7 0
do u know how much a paintball hurts?
thousandinone 0
Not much, unless it's at point blank, on bare skin, or someone has his velocity jacked up far too high.
whatwasthatnoise 0
i'v always found they hurt a fair amount even at a medium ranch...and obviously they were at close range if they all jumped out of the trees...they wernt exactly gonna of formed a mile wide circle around them..think about it
xerinny 0
Hahahahahhahaah I love this.
NumberZine 0
So you were late to paintball because you and your friend were having sex in the woods. Weird. YDI for being a sexual deviant.
deafgirlwalking 0
haha it took me five minutes to get that you weren't having sex oh yeah and fail
bummerd00de 0
Actually #40, he meant that they were having the paintball match in the woods. And to the OP..I like your friends. That's not really an FML, but it's funny regardless.
Bummerang 0
Did you win?
xenomorph 0
Remember, there's no such thing as a fair fight.
gameoverman_fml 0
Either you were really late and you completely deserved it, or you're such an expendable 'friend' that your so-called friends conspired against you ahead of time. In which case you probably deserve that too. Game over man, game over.
bosshaug 0
YDIFPP(you deserve it for playing paintball)
leisl14 0
acronyms are useless if you have to write out what they mean
missgreenday 0
So you fell for a prank. So what? Get over it.