Today, it was my friend's paintball party and we were doing it in a forest nearby. When I arrived at his house, his parents said they already started, so I geared up and went out there to find that there was a note on a tree. It said 'Sorry', and then twenty people jumped from bushes and ambushed me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went paintballing with my siblings. Once we were done, they realised I hadn't been shot at all. They cornered me in the forest and lit me up. I have welts all over my legs. FML
Today, I played paintball with a bunch of friends. By the end of the day, my girlfriend and I were the only people left on the field. She shot me mercilessly, and I screamed like a little girl. 30 people watched, 4 people filmed. FML
Today, I thought it would be fun to join my friends for a game of paintball. I got shot in the same spot three times in a row. It turned out to be my own team, who mistook me for the enemy because I was wearing… camouflage. FML
Today, my family got together for a big game of paintball. My grandpa wanted to play too, but I told him he was a bit too old for such a rough sport. He joined anyway, and spent the whole 2 hours hunting my dumb ass down. I'm now in constant pain after being riddled with paintballs. FML
Today, I tagged along with some friends to a party in the woods. Halfway into the night, a party-goer's boyfriend got extremely drunk and violent, causing the others to panic and drive away in the two cars we pooled in. My best friend and I had to run all the way back home on foot. FML
Today, the police came to my house and arrested me. Why? The neighborhood kids thought it would be fun to hide behind my house and shoot at people with paintball guns. People saw it coming from my house and called the police. I was fired from work, due to missing it without notice. No excuses. FML
Today, I was doing target practice with my new paintball pistol. One of the bullets missed, and hit my new neighbor's house. I went up to the door to apologize, not realizing I was still holding the paintball gun. My ex-soldier neighbor thought I was robbing him and put me in a chokehold. FML
Today, I played an intense paintball match, with me and my friends versus my boyfriend and his buddies. When we won, my boyfriend went mental and said he only lost because of "lag". When I pointed out we weren't in a video game, he reacted by firing a paintball straight into my chest. FML
Today, my friends and I went paintballing. The instructor showed us the sound of an unloaded gun by shooting at my face. It wasn't unloaded. FML
Today, while playing paintball, a shot ricocheted off a wall and slammed into my nuts. I told the other team I was out and tried to run out of the field, but as I was jogging to the door I was hit again in the balls. My friend saw this and dropped his gun, laughing. It hit me too. FML
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Dusa_fml 0
Oh man that sucks major but is hella funny, sorry man. XD
Mr_Tuff_Guy 0
GET TO THE CHOPPA!
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Comments (131)
KalvinAlexander 0
I'm sorry .. I lol-ed .. very funny actually .. maybe FML for u :D
Ninjaface 0
For future reference, that's when you pull out your airsoft gun. "Say 'ello to my little friend."
zethioth 0
Today, my friend was late to my paintball party so we all waited and wrote a note that said sorry and put it on a tree, when he read it we ambushed him from the bushes. Too bad he posted it on FML before I did. FML
Fleecy 0
LOL!
athos1237 4
Next time get there early so you can apologize to the last schmuck to arrive with a paintball ambush.
myrddraal_fml 0
haha that's great
Leetswaglordmaybe2 9
awsome pwnage! FYL btw
lonely_guy 0
Ouch!
sparxva 12
HAHA!! Don't be late next time!
ObadiahtheSlim 2
Pull the stick out of your bum. That is a hilarious joke. You need to recognize the humor in those situations and go with it.
protooler31 0
ahhaha, you've got some great friends! seriously! YDI for being late though...