Kids: Today, it was my daughter's birthday. She had been wanting a...

By Anonymous - 20/01/2011 03:44 - United States

Today, it was my daughter's birthday. She had been wanting a cat for a long time, so I went to the animal shelter and got an orange one. As soon as she saw it, she ran upstairs screaming, "GINGER! GINGER!" She refuses to come downstairs until I get rid of "the soulless creature." FML

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By jlw1998 - 25/04/2016 04:36 - United States - Dallas

Today, I bought my girlfriend a cat. I now have a cat and no girlfriend. FML

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Mr Whiskers takes priority

By Anonymous - 07/12/2021 16:58

Today, my daughter forgot my birthday. When I asked her, she said she'd remembered my birthday, but was too busy at work to acknowledge it. However, she did have time to post a message on Facebook, wishing a happy birthday to her cat. FML

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Bathtime

By BadCatOwner - 25/06/2023 10:00

Today, my 11 year-old daughter claimed I'm a terrible cat parent. Why? Because in the 4 months that we've had the cat, I haven't given him a bath. Our strictly indoor kitten lives in attack mode, and would paint the walls with my blood if I attempted it. FML

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You are the chosen one

By Me. - 16/12/2022 03:00

Today, a cat appeared in my basement. I have cats, but not an orange one. I don't know where he came in from. I can hardly afford the two cats and dogs I already have, so keeping him is not an option, not to mention he could have a disease. But it's winter, and I feel like crap for having to kick him out. FML

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jaeyuuji 1

Thursday 20 January 2011 9:09

I guess she hates oranges too.

gozar_fml 1

Thursday 20 January 2011 9:10

Orange cats are the best!

Comments

RavenNight 0

Thursday 20 January 2011 13:45

wat the hell is wrong with her

antsinmypants199 0

Thursday 20 January 2011 13:46

HAHAHA everyone knows that gingers are souless. Silly lady, what were you thinking when you brought that filth home?

alsgirl 24

Sunday 25 December 2011 12:38

You're a wanker. Grow up

alexFYL 11

Thursday 20 January 2011 13:49

Slap your daughter for being disrespectful. She should be thankful for what you've got. Beggars can't be choosers. BTW, all cats are soulless, your daughter fails again... slap slap.

macskapingvin 0

Thursday 20 January 2011 14:06

Humans are soulless too.

SnowFlakeInAK 7

Thursday 20 January 2011 14:21

OP, you deserve the reaction for allowing your child to watch Southpark!! There IS a reason they have a warning at the beginning of each episode. Hopefully your kid doesn't start hating Jews or trying to kill her bestfriend. brilliant parenting... FAIL.

myunicornbarfedo 0

Thursday 20 January 2011 14:25

say "no I refuse to get rid of this beautiful cat. If you can't learn to love him then stay upstairs. I don't want to see you until you like the cat." because no cat is soul-less. They are all beautiful creatures, and your daughter is a bitch for not getting that vibe. stupid untrue cat lovers.

alsgirl 24

Tuesday 10 January 2012 6:39

^^ So true. I miss my poor Ginger, RIP. He was the sweetest cat and loved pats!

CeyCey15 0

Thursday 20 January 2011 14:26

WOW!!! 1) I hope this child was old enough to be watching South Park 2) I hope that's where this child learned that and it wasn't from an adult!! This would be a perfect opportunity to teach your child!!! be a good parent and do that! if not it's not FML it's you suck at life and patenting!

underpaid011 0

Thursday 20 January 2011 14:31

tell her to stop watching South Park. besides, everyone knows that the soulless gingers are PEOPLE with RED hair. orange cats are cool. they are exempt from the whole Ginger thing.