Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend had been telling me for the past two weeks that he had something planned for the occasion. His plan? Me watching TV with his parents, who hate me, while he went to work. His gift? A brand new Xbox 360 for himself. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, it's the day after my birthday. My boyfriend got me nothing. Nor did he do anything for me for Valentine's Day. Whereas I got him an $85 game for his birthday, planned a surprise visit to his family so he could see them and his pets, and spent all day Valentine's Day making the house spotless, as well as cakes. FML
Today, I got out of work, and just wanted to relax after a stressful day. Instead, I came home to a surprise birthday party that my boyfriend set up. My birthday isn't even until next week, and I secretly hate two of the people he invited. FML
Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend had promised that the day would belong to me. But no, I had to drive 80km forth and back to pick him up from work, then he took pictures with his new camera lens, then he decided what to eat, demanded a massage, and then he just fell asleep. Happy birthday to me. FML
Today, my parents gave me my birthday present. Two weeks ago, I'd ordered an Xbox online. Three days ago, it came to my house, and my parents thought they could save money by putting wrapping paper on it, and giving it to me for my birthday. That's all they got me. FML
Today, it's my husband's birthday. I tried to buy him a new computer game, to which he complained. I cooked him steak and his favorite cake, and got him another nice gift instead. Hours later, his online friends bought him a new game and it was the only time I saw him genuinely smile. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend told me he was too busy studying for finals, but that he'd take me out another day instead. He later drunk-dialled me from a party demanding a lift back home. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend’s birthday is a month before mine. I'd spent my birthday savings on his, but he told me that we couldn’t do anything for mine because, “I didn’t plan or organize better.” FML
Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend made me breakfast in bed, then we went out shopping, had a picnic, watched a good romcom, had a fancy dinner, and ended the day with great sex. And when the clock struck twelve, he dumped me. FML
Today, after five years in a row of my family doing absolutely nothing to even acknowledge my birthday, I got train tickets to see my boyfriend for the weekend and celebrate with him. I woke up to six angry texts about how I'm "selfish" for not staying at home with my family. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he wanted to throw me a surprise birthday party. The only issue was the fact I didn't have any friends to make it happen. FML
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UnprecendentedAw 0
Time to drop him.
ohSNAPyall 27
What a douche. You should have left to go out with your friends.
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benjimm1 0
this was suppose to be a reply... watevz
Shokz992 0
>Names two of the worst franchises ever. I miss CoD 1 and 2...
deadshadow_fml 0
dump him. hes a douche.
LiveLaughLaugh 9
that suck op :( happy birthday though!
benjimm1 0
gears is great and cod is amazing u just get tired of them quickly now ever since mw2 up. I went back to playing WaW and I think it is the best cod, if only the graphics were better but it's the most addictive but gears is great stfu
benjimm1 0
idk how to respond to that mostly becuz i dont know what a 'cockweasel' is
The_Tool1 13
I got a quad feed with my javelin in SnD today. And I'm pretty sure this is a gamers chat room. What's FML?
bobjoefredsky 0
ugh! wat a loser! chuck him
kai17 0
agreed.
ohmek 0
F your life if you actually sat there with his parents and watched tv.
yeahreally 6
lol a gift for him to you!
Ronniieeambrose 0
Lawl.. he must love you aloot:)