Today, It was my birthday and my friends came to celebrate it. My parents thought it would be funny to give me a vibrator in front of everybody. FML
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Today, my boyfriend bought me a vibrator for my birthday. Sounds sweet, right? Then he invited my 10/14-year-old cousins to our house. They surprised me in my room. While I was using it. FML
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Today, I celebrated my birthday. My mom invited a bunch of my relatives over, and they started telling funny stories of when I was a kid. My mom decided that then was an appropriate time to talk about how she caught me looking at porn the other night. FML
Today, it's my birthday, and I was going over to my friend's house for dinner. When I walked in, everyone yelled, "Surprise!" and then turned on the lights. When my friend looked over at me, she said, "Wrong person guys, turn off the lights." FML
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nickinak2010 4
they were right, it is funny.
capnbzarr 43
Yes, they were right; that's hilarious. For my friend's 18th birthday, I gave him porno. His mom thought it was a lot funnier than he did.
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Comments (122)
Kitten16 0
COOL PARENTS
linnie44 0
that's hilarious. but sucks for you. that would have been embarrassing. but happy birthday!
Decodedman 1
FYL indeed. And... Ewww.
meowmeowwkitty 0
or she def needs to loosen up. as in HER, not literally her ******.
okieraider71 4
Use in front of them!
AnagenisisZagus 13
Do NOT let it go to waste young lady! With much love, Mom and Dad
UnanomousGurl 0
i Like ure parentz lol
lexi365 20
My boyfriend got me one for Christmas. It's not the end of the world
Angi95 3
hey parents didn't even get me a gift be happy lol at least u don't have to go to the store and buy one and get embarrassed then. I wish my family had that sense of humor.
keylinman 0
r y gonna use it?