Miscellaneous: Today, it was hot out, so I opted to stay cool and wear my bathing...

By Anonymous - 24/07/2011 20:21 - United States

Today, it was hot out, so I opted to stay cool and wear my bathing suit all day. My mom took it as me rubbing in the fact that I'm thinner than her and grounded me. FML

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Monday 25 July 2011 0:33

Jealous bitch.

imosim 0

Monday 25 July 2011 0:31

you're mom is really concerned about her weight to think like that lol...

Comments

phillipwigi1 0

Monday 25 July 2011 6:58

yay for fat moms

TayRAWR10 0

Monday 25 July 2011 7:17

Wow, she jealous much that she used to be that small? You'd think shed be happy for you

NaomiMadison 4

Monday 25 July 2011 7:20

Next time instead of prancing around in your bikini by your mom, who obviously has weight issues, you should just going inside and turn on the air conditioner. Just a thought.