Today, it was graduation day, and the very first time I was hosting an event. When I got on stage, I stared at the audience for a good 5 seconds, then fainted. FML
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nuked 0
You should run for president.
bruh_fml 0
I get u, that must suck but that is pretty hard as a first time event for hosting
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Comments (127)
stripedoctor 3
you are a complete dumbass. You have no guts and if a bus were coming right at you you would probably faint then as well instead of moving the ten feet out of the way. Get a life, and stop being so stupid.
stripedoctor 3
wtf?
4leafedchlover 0
Dnt sweat it! It happens to a ton of perps! Its ok i wouldve done the same!
Neznat 0
I have no stage fright and can not even understand how such thing can happen... FYL But it could be worst. On my first time on stage (school play) the microphone was off and I didn't notice. Everyone so me dressed in the stupid clothes and noone heard my words (which explayned the appearance). So the schoolmates just thought that I'm crazy.
chris_e81 0
Sounds like something i would do too
Amorbis 0
moral of the story- don't stare at the audience. it is there to make you faint.
familyguyfan 0
Well you're lucky you didn't get shot like the poor young mother at my schools graduation
nzkiwiqt 0
Hilarious!! I can see it now...
Jdeluxh 12
Best speach I have ever heard of
acertijo 0
aw no :/ hehehe