Today, it's the five year anniversary of my father's death. I was cuddling with my boyfriend and crying about how much I missed him. He replied with, "Sometimes, I think you just like to hear yourself talk." FML
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Today, I called my boyfriend to have a shoulder to cry on because my grandpa died. As soon as I told him, he started crying and telling me how much he missed his grandmother, who died six years ago. I spent the majority of the phone call listening to him wail. FML
Today, my partner and I were cuddling on the couch, watching TV when she smiled and murmured, "You smell like my dad." FML
Today, I was crying because my cat died. My boyfriend cupped my face in his hands, looked me straight into the eyes and said, "I love seeing you cry." FML
Today, my mother and I were discussing how we couldn't believe it's been nearly a year since my dad died. Not paying attention, my husband absentmindedly added, "Time flies when you're having fun." FML
Today, I saw my dad for the first time in almost five years, at his funeral. FML
Today, I got back home from work and casually asked my dad, "What's up?" He casually replied, "Wishing I'd had a son instead." and stared glassy-eyed at me until I left the room. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML
Today, my boyfriend laid his head on my bare chest and said, "You're like my mother." FML
Today, I was texting a friend of mine. She mentioned it was her dad's birthday. I typed, "Tell him 'Happy Birthday' from me!" and as I pressed send, I remembered her dad was dead. FML
Today, my boyfriend brought up the time he said he'd love me until the day he died. He continued by saying, "So, let's just pretend I died today." FML
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jessxoxo28 5
wat an asshole!!!!!! dump him!
mfpeanuthead 0
What a douche.
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Leptailurus 0
#177: I have feelings for my parents, but when one of them dies I'm not going to burst into tears FIVE YEARS later and expect my boyfriend to give me asspats because I can't see mommy or daddy anymore. Maybe because mentally I'm not that dependent on one person for anything. I might be sad for a few months and would have fond memories for my entire life but for ***** sake... we're talking YEARS later here. If you haven't moved on past the crying stage by then it's just unhealthy.
hannahgilb 0
it's about to be my father's 4 year anniversary of his death. if my boyfriend said something like that i'd kill him.
ziggy123 0
leptailurus don't talk about how you would react to things you haven't experienced... and who made you a medical expert that you can say it's unhealthy for her to cry occasionally years after the death of a loved one, especially on the 5 year anniversary??? I'm pretty sure you can't prove that its actually unhealthy...
Bestman117 0
Screw him
BaldOuting 0
hopefully that moment marked the last moment he could refer to himself as your boyfriend
Leptailurus 0
#192: Oh yes, because I haven't "experienced" it yet means I have no right to have an opinion? Right. Sorry. But just because I haven't experienced the death of one of my parents doesn't mean I haven't experienced the death of a very close family member. Don't you judge me when you have no idea about my history, either. And I never claimed to be a medical expert... but obsessing over the exact date of a death so much to draw attention to it and crying about it when it is more than a few years in the past? Sorry, doesn't sound like the picture of mental health to me. But whatever. You all can go on praising the OP and telling her how bad her boyfriend is. I really don't care anymore, just felt that I had the right to drop my two cents in-- and I did and now I'm done.
FMallnight 0
how is he a dick? he was just being honest and a little bit funny
breee1290 0
thats horrible :'( i feel your pain my dad shot himslef
FBIWarning 0
OMFG DUMp HIM CUZ HE'S HONEST, gtfo geeze...
callargh 0
I feel like all I ever post here anymore is the following: DTMFA!