Today, it's the five year anniversary of my father's death. I was cuddling with my boyfriend and crying about how much I missed him. He replied with, "Sometimes, I think you just like to hear yourself talk." FML
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Today, I called my boyfriend to have a shoulder to cry on because my grandpa died. As soon as I told him, he started crying and telling me how much he missed his grandmother, who died six years ago. I spent the majority of the phone call listening to him wail. FML
Today, my partner and I were cuddling on the couch, watching TV when she smiled and murmured, "You smell like my dad." FML
Today, I was crying because my cat died. My boyfriend cupped my face in his hands, looked me straight into the eyes and said, "I love seeing you cry." FML
Today, my mother and I were discussing how we couldn't believe it's been nearly a year since my dad died. Not paying attention, my husband absentmindedly added, "Time flies when you're having fun." FML
Today, I saw my dad for the first time in almost five years, at his funeral. FML
Today, I got back home from work and casually asked my dad, "What's up?" He casually replied, "Wishing I'd had a son instead." and stared glassy-eyed at me until I left the room. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML
Today, my boyfriend laid his head on my bare chest and said, "You're like my mother." FML
Today, I was texting a friend of mine. She mentioned it was her dad's birthday. I typed, "Tell him 'Happy Birthday' from me!" and as I pressed send, I remembered her dad was dead. FML
Today, my boyfriend brought up the time he said he'd love me until the day he died. He continued by saying, "So, let's just pretend I died today." FML
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jessxoxo28 5
wat an asshole!!!!!! dump him!
mfpeanuthead 0
What a douche.
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Comments (355)
ogloc 0
That sucks, sorry to hear it. But why did you post it on a site...
j1026 0
I thought you were going to say that he tried to make you give him head. This story isn't so bad!
milkradio 0
He's a dick.
verstecktergeist 11
Wow.. well you know what, let yourself talk when you break up with his sorry ass.
MadMel67 0
haha my gosh. what a jerk.
ProfMike789 1
Dump that asshole. Still, YDI for not seeing (or ignoring) that he was an asshole in the first place.
fmlreaderr 0
I'm sorry, sweetie. You don't deserve that jackass of a boyfriend, dump his ass. I hope you feel better.
michelle4srs 0
It could be true but he said it at the worst time possible. Sounds like an idiot, you shouldn't keep him if he thinks he can say shit like that and doesn't understand anything at all. I'm sorry and I hope you feel better. ):
heyyou1203 0
OP, I'm sorry that some of the ppl on here (including your b/f, hopefully now ex b/f) are complete dicks. I lost my father 8 years ago, and the anniversary of his death is the only day of the year I ever cry. Yea of course it gets easier as time goes by, but it never completely heals. There's no such thing as "getting over it" and anyone who claims that you should needs to shove it, big time. You just need to stay strong and surround yourself by people who truly support you :-)
music_is_love2x 0
i'm really sorry about your lost. my dad died when in 2005. i still cry about it and i always will and not because i wanna be over dramatic or "like to hear myself talk," but because someone very significant in your life has been taken away out of your control. anyways, i'm really sorry and your boyfriend sounds like a douche.