Today, it's the five year anniversary of my father's death. I was cuddling with my boyfriend and crying about how much I missed him. He replied with, "Sometimes, I think you just like to hear yourself talk." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I called my boyfriend to have a shoulder to cry on because my grandpa died. As soon as I told him, he started crying and telling me how much he missed his grandmother, who died six years ago. I spent the majority of the phone call listening to him wail. FML
Today, my partner and I were cuddling on the couch, watching TV when she smiled and murmured, "You smell like my dad." FML
Today, I was crying because my cat died. My boyfriend cupped my face in his hands, looked me straight into the eyes and said, "I love seeing you cry." FML
Today, my mother and I were discussing how we couldn't believe it's been nearly a year since my dad died. Not paying attention, my husband absentmindedly added, "Time flies when you're having fun." FML
Today, I saw my dad for the first time in almost five years, at his funeral. FML
Today, I got back home from work and casually asked my dad, "What's up?" He casually replied, "Wishing I'd had a son instead." and stared glassy-eyed at me until I left the room. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML
Today, my boyfriend laid his head on my bare chest and said, "You're like my mother." FML
Today, I was texting a friend of mine. She mentioned it was her dad's birthday. I typed, "Tell him 'Happy Birthday' from me!" and as I pressed send, I remembered her dad was dead. FML
Today, my boyfriend brought up the time he said he'd love me until the day he died. He continued by saying, "So, let's just pretend I died today." FML
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jessxoxo28 5
wat an asshole!!!!!! dump him!
mfpeanuthead 0
What a douche.
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Comments (355)
Fwippy 7
#16 I love you
jSOPURE 3
I'm sure he's not that much of a tool. But my condolences none the less. LEWL @ b8r- Baiter?
xRoCKStaRx 0
Wat an asshole!! Im sorry that happened to u.. Jeez, insensitive bastard..
jSOPURE 3
I'm sure he's not that much of a tool. But my condolences none the less. LEWL @ b8r- Baiter?
Zog21 0
I like how everyone is like: "Dump him." Who knows this girl could be a total bitch... I'm not saying her dad dying is good and all, and I respect the fact that she cried on her father's 5th "deathaversary" when I lose my father I expect I will do the same. But why is everybody judging her boyfriend so harshly when you don't know the OP herself. This girl could be the biggest bitch ever and he was fed up with it (Also I do agree that his comment was uncalled for but nonetheless) from her being a ****. But, I agree FYL. I'm not saying she's a bitch either, but I'm not gonna tell her how to live her life. But what do I know? I'm high.
ericandtabatha 0
how cruel is that?! Dump him!
lexy88 0
it's not an fml if you bring the situation on yourself....you're dating a douchecock and therefore deserve the response you got. your life is in no way ****** in this situation because it is all your own doing and no one else's.
Leptailurus 0
5 years? Get over it. Deaths are not a big deal, I'm sorry. It happens. It's a part of nature. Nature decays. I fail to see how it should matter or why it should affect a person's life for years or forever. Call me a bad person but people who obsess over the death of family member or whatever are just weak. But that doesn't matter to me because I don't associate with people like you. Instead, I just get to laugh at your stupidity over the internet. :P
Bassbeatsproduct 0
it is funny how "shameonmedude" is so immature and has psychotic breakdowns on his post. lol
suckstobey0u 0
**** you, #21. You have no idea at all what she's going through.