Today, it's the five year anniversary of my father's death. I was cuddling with my boyfriend and crying about how much I missed him. He replied with, "Sometimes, I think you just like to hear yourself talk." FML
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Today, I called my boyfriend to have a shoulder to cry on because my grandpa died. As soon as I told him, he started crying and telling me how much he missed his grandmother, who died six years ago. I spent the majority of the phone call listening to him wail. FML
Today, my partner and I were cuddling on the couch, watching TV when she smiled and murmured, "You smell like my dad." FML
Today, I was crying because my cat died. My boyfriend cupped my face in his hands, looked me straight into the eyes and said, "I love seeing you cry." FML
Today, my mother and I were discussing how we couldn't believe it's been nearly a year since my dad died. Not paying attention, my husband absentmindedly added, "Time flies when you're having fun." FML
Today, I saw my dad for the first time in almost five years, at his funeral. FML
Today, I got back home from work and casually asked my dad, "What's up?" He casually replied, "Wishing I'd had a son instead." and stared glassy-eyed at me until I left the room. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML
Today, my boyfriend laid his head on my bare chest and said, "You're like my mother." FML
Today, I was texting a friend of mine. She mentioned it was her dad's birthday. I typed, "Tell him 'Happy Birthday' from me!" and as I pressed send, I remembered her dad was dead. FML
Today, my boyfriend brought up the time he said he'd love me until the day he died. He continued by saying, "So, let's just pretend I died today." FML
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jessxoxo28 5
wat an asshole!!!!!! dump him!
mfpeanuthead 0
What a douche.
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InTheAyer 0
bastard
duckpsy 2
lol what an asshole. but it made me lol. and people need to stop saying "He's/She's a keeper."
lissaperhaps 0
I'm sorry D: dump him :D
Moon_Kito 0
D8 Wow that's a douche move, crying usually doesn't involve much talking though so maybe you do talk a lot. But still everyone cries in their own way, that was just really rude. Should have kicked him out, get someone who's more empathetic.
SuperSpore 0
Um, yeah, say you wouldn't be mourning over it on the anniversary of their death. You're a total douchebag and/or a lying one.
faackit 0
I'm so sorry to hear that. My dad died when I was fourteen, and my boyfriend has no idea what to say when I talk about him, either. But at least he doesn't say stuff like that...
ThisVampyricLust 0
What an asshole.
jayzors 0
I don't think you ever get over losing someone, but honestly, you probably deserved it. Assuming this "boyfriend" isn't just some random asshole you picked up 3 weeks ago, he probably knows you pretty well. He probably also knows you're a drama queen, and he's probably tired of hearing you pity yourself for losing your father. Look on this comment thread. Plenty of other people have lost their fathers. You're not the only one, so you don't need to take up copious amounts of time making people feel sorry for you. I'm guessing this cuddly little sob session was going on pretty long. There's only so much time a person can express sympathy for something they can't feel or understand.
i_need_a_life 0
HER FATHER DIED!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE HAS A ******* RIGHT TO BE SAD!!!!!!!!! I DON'T CARE IF IT'S BEEN ONE YEAR, FIVE YEARS, OR TWENTY FREAKING YEARS SHE SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO CRY!!!!! It doesn't mean that she hasn't accepted it! It doesn't mean that she doesn't appreciate the time she had with him! It doesn't mean that she just wants sympathy! It does mean that she misses him and she has the right to express that! Especially to her boyfriend the person who is supposed to love and respect her!!!!! (and to the people who give the pathetic excuse that maybe he's telling the truth.... well if this characteristic of her bugs him that much...why is he dating her???????? and if he loves her despite this and just wanted to make her aware of her supposed character flaw he picked a craptastic day to do it!!!!!) sorry if i sound like a bitch but you people frustrate me greatly! :) OP: best wishes. :)
Varek_fml 0
Don't be so quick to respond "dump him". None of you know the girl who this happened to or the guy who did it. And for you saying "you deserve better". BS, I know very few women who actually deserve how nice some guys (I'm normally one of them) can be (/are).