Today, it's the five year anniversary of my father's death. I was cuddling with my boyfriend and crying about how much I missed him. He replied with, "Sometimes, I think you just like to hear yourself talk." FML
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Today, I called my boyfriend to have a shoulder to cry on because my grandpa died. As soon as I told him, he started crying and telling me how much he missed his grandmother, who died six years ago. I spent the majority of the phone call listening to him wail. FML
Today, my partner and I were cuddling on the couch, watching TV when she smiled and murmured, "You smell like my dad." FML
Today, I was crying because my cat died. My boyfriend cupped my face in his hands, looked me straight into the eyes and said, "I love seeing you cry." FML
Today, my mother and I were discussing how we couldn't believe it's been nearly a year since my dad died. Not paying attention, my husband absentmindedly added, "Time flies when you're having fun." FML
Today, I saw my dad for the first time in almost five years, at his funeral. FML
Today, I got back home from work and casually asked my dad, "What's up?" He casually replied, "Wishing I'd had a son instead." and stared glassy-eyed at me until I left the room. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML
Today, my boyfriend laid his head on my bare chest and said, "You're like my mother." FML
Today, I was texting a friend of mine. She mentioned it was her dad's birthday. I typed, "Tell him 'Happy Birthday' from me!" and as I pressed send, I remembered her dad was dead. FML
Today, my boyfriend brought up the time he said he'd love me until the day he died. He continued by saying, "So, let's just pretend I died today." FML
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jessxoxo28 5
wat an asshole!!!!!! dump him!
mfpeanuthead 0
What a douche.
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Comments (355)
MrFail_fml 0
am on with #3 and #5 nothings more lovable then a little honesty.
RunawayKibbles 0
You should burn his house down. What an asshole.
AntiChrist7 0
you choose an ass as boyfriend, YDI
ihateyourband28 0
Losing a parent or loved one isn't something anybody shoul troll about, even if it really is just for reaction. Some things are too close to the bone.. And to all the people who seem to think there's a time limit on living with grief: you have no idea until it happens to you, so don't judge somebody else for missing their father when he's gone.
Tri_fml 5
In the words of Danny Butterman "what a ****."
blackdaisy85 0
wouldn't be the first time i've heard a boyfriend say a jerk thing like that to me. Sounds like someone is going to hit the road soon eh?
Bumlove89 0
I don't get FMLS where girls stay with guys that treat them worse than dirt. This is not a FML considering you chose to be with him. You deserve it. Get yourself a better boyfriend and dumb this asshole.
fallenGRACEE 0
hmm...its been 5 yrs since my father passed away and I STILL have bad days so I can understand. But thank god, my man also understands, lets me have a good cry and just holds me. This guy is a ass...you deserve better. As for moving on? Rather she moves on or not, she will always have her days.
Liss143 0
I lost my father earlier this year and although my boyfriend was extremely supportive when it happened, I sometimes wonder if he's thinking the same thing when I talk about it now. ps. I'm sorry for your loss. It's by far the worst feeling ever & I can definitely feel your pain :(
Wombats111 0
Your boy friend probably feels so much worse about this than you do. He probably didn't pay attention to what you were talking about so just said that without thinking. F his life.