By VladyBoi - 01/11/2011 00:18 - United States

Today, it's my first Halloween in America since moving from Russia. While handing candy to children, my roommate told me to compliment a little girl by saying "You have a face only a parent could love". I found out it isn't a compliment when I was punched by her Dad. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Punch your roommate! Make him/her suffer too!

who else read this FML while doing a russian accent? :D

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That's when you start yelling in Russian menacingly then finish up by punching your room mate in the face. You'll have that dad convinced you're crazy.

sadly welcome to America...I promise we are not all that stupid

At least your roommate didn't take you bowling

HighlandShadows 48

Come on, OP, in what way does that phrase sound even remotely complimentary? FYL for your gullibility.