Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend told me he was too busy studying for finals, but that he'd take me out another day instead. He later drunk-dialled me from a party demanding a lift back home. FML
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Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend had promised that the day would belong to me. But no, I had to drive 80km forth and back to pick him up from work, then he took pictures with his new camera lens, then he decided what to eat, demanded a massage, and then he just fell asleep. Happy birthday to me. FML
Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend made me breakfast in bed, then we went out shopping, had a picnic, watched a good romcom, had a fancy dinner, and ended the day with great sex. And when the clock struck twelve, he dumped me. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I woke up to a text message from my boyfriend, breaking up with me. When I commented on his impeccably bad timing, he admitted he'd forgotten it was my birthday. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me to stay home, because he wanted to come by to give me a birthday surprise. Later on, he came by, posted a note, rung the bell and left. The note was a break up note. FML
Today, my boyfriend got a hotel room with a jacuzzi, drinks, and tickets to Six Flags for my birthday. He is currently passed out drunk on the other side of the bed, cursing me out in his sleep. FML
Today, I planned a surprise birthday party for my boyfriend. I invited all his friends and made all his favorite food. He was running very late, so I called to ask what was taking so long. His response? He said he was at his house, with the very friends I was standing next to. FML
Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend had been telling me for the past two weeks that he had something planned for the occasion. His plan? Me watching TV with his parents, who hate me, while he went to work. His gift? A brand new Xbox 360 for himself. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to his best friend’s birthday party. He got her red roses, a necklace and $100 Victoria’s Secret Gift Card. This year he forgot my birthday, gave me a hug and told me to leave his apartment because he had homework to do. We’ve been together for two years. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he wanted to throw me a surprise birthday party. The only issue was the fact I didn't have any friends to make it happen. FML
Today, it’s my birthday. My boyfriend of almost 4 years completely forgot. FML
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FMLandurstoo 9
Give him a ride to a gay bar far out of town and leave him there.
Dotell95 3
Tell him you can't because your busy studying
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Comments (159)
pixiedustedd 4
if you didnt break up with him you are a moron.
Fmlsomuch133 0
Break up with the loser
JHowlett 3
ouch dump him
dinoRawrlove 0
dick?!
OC3OC 1
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rinat_fml 26
I hope you didn't pick him up...
kathryn_21 5
I hape you did'nt pick him up and you broke up with the asshole.
kitsune3 20
I know he's your boyfriend and you (probably) love him, but I sincerely hope you didn't give him the ride. That would only encourage his poor choices. He not only blatantly lied to you to get out of spending time with you on your birthday, he also had the nerve to go get drunk, which he should have known would probably end the way it did. Meaning he was an asshole and was stupid enough not to think about his choices and the potential hazards and consequences of his negative behaviour. If you picked him up, that shows him he can get away with it, and therefore reinforces the BSing. Don't give him that false hope. If it happens again, tell him its his ******* fault for getting drunk and that for lying to you he gets to walk home or mooch a ride off somebody who isn't pissed at him. Then hang up and move on.
sofinemos 4
lol im sorry thats funy
itsmygoodlife 4
woow I hope you picked him up and dropped him off in a ditch somewhere and when he asks you about it the next morning be like "I thought you were studying? how could I have picked you up and abandoned you from a party you didn't go to?" JERK