By pinocchio - 24/06/2011 23:04 - United States

Today, during my honeymoon, my wife and I finally went scuba-diving. My nose was too big to fit in the face goggles, so I couldn't go. My wife went without me anyway. FML
I agree, your life sucks 39 228
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You can get specially made goggles to fit your facial features. I scuba dive so please take my word for it

It was their honeymoon, a time to be spent together.

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What, are you Barbra Streisand or something?

how sad is it when the first comment gets moderated... op, just remember, it doesn't matter if it's big, it's how you use it ;)

take a hint and get a nose job :)

Or just be happy with the face you were born with. nothing you can do about it. be happy for your wife, nothing you can do about it now.

maybe he's jewish and proud. gawd.

#2, take the hint and shut the hell up!

guys get nose jobs?

Nose jobs aren't sex-specific. Now you know. hurrdurr

I love how people are so anti cosmetic surgery... >.>. IDK why he's getting so many thumbs down. I'm soooooooooo glad I got my mother's nose and not my fathers. If I had my father's nose I would most definitely have rhinoplasty performed on me. Cosmetic surgery is amazing.

yeah a nose job, so he might end up like MJ? I wouldn't do it.

Nose job, but fyl.

HE CAN PROBABLY SMELL FOR MILES

[ Insert Jewish joke ]

Go ahead and insert it. I'm pretty sure that the Mods would love to hear your funny joke. /sarcasm

Score one for you.... Me: zero

This made my day(:

Ha, I would've went to but fyl

you can't scuba dive if your nose doesn't fit in the mask...you won't be able to see as your mask will fill up with water because it doesn't fit.

I think 7 meant if she were the wife, not the OP. I just went snorkeling in the Bahamas two weeks ago and it was amazing! I can only imagine what scuba diving would be like. The OP should be happy that the wife got such an opportunity but honeymoons are for doing romantic things "together".

I think she saying if she was the wife, she would've gone.

Ah poodles 43 beat to it

they just got married and it's THEIR honeymoon... I wouldn't have gone I would of just gone back to the hotel and found a new way to have fun with him ;D

You can get specially made goggles to fit your facial features. I scuba dive so please take my word for it

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Well, okay then. :S haha...

It was their honeymoon, a time to be spent together.

I think the wife is the twat.

I'm with doc on this one. Suffrage all the way! Besides, I would have gone...

I agree also .. instead of being selfish that you couldn't go .. be happy for your wife I'm sure she had a blast

It's not just his honeymoon it's hers too. She should enjoy it.

Some racist bastard is probably gonna make a Jewish joke

i would too. forget you and your oversized nose

it's not too late to get a divorce!

...you mean early? They JUST got married >_>