By IronSkye - 29/08/2013 10:55 - Romania - Bucharest

Today, my little sister opened a lemonade stand in front of our house. Surprisingly, she actually had a lot of customers, all kids. Two hours or so later, some parents came back complaining and threatening to sue my family. Turns out that what we thought was lemonade was actually beer. FML
I agree, your life sucks 50 515
You deserved it 6 918

IronSkye tells us more.

Okay, I'm glad this FML got published. Thanks, guys! However, looks like I have some questions to answer. Firstly, my sister is almost eleven. The day before, we went shopping, and dad bought foir bottles of beer for a game he was going to watch in two days with his friends. My sister took the bottles and put the beer in cups, it totally looked like lemonade. She even put some lemons next to them! Yes, it was light beer, fortunately. But still alcohol. The kids told their mums the juice tasted funny, so they took a sip and figured out what it actually was. In the end, my sister's excuse was that she knew lemonade wouldn't have been successful anyway.

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Damn, your sister is a genius. An evil genius.

A hustler in training & a genuis, I like :D. What kid would think to place lemons next to it as well!

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No refunds!

But definitely hangovers

She's going to be an excellent business woman

Am I the only one who is reminded of family guy?

Adult lemonade

#2 No Mike's hard lemonade.

#42 did your dad jerk off in a flower pot? cuz your a blooming idiot

49: You're*. Dickhead...

SawggCapone, your name itself induces the genocide of braincells. We smart people actually need those!

Oops. Bad grammar.

49, if you're going to be a grammar nazi, don't do it half assed. Remember to correct his capitalization and his spelling of the word "because". You, sir, are the dickhead

72, you forgot a period at the end.

You also missed a hyphen, and it was 60 you were correcting, not 49. Don't be a smart-ass if you can't do it correctly.

Since you didn't know swag means secretly we are gay

Guise, it's "swagg", it's like totally different, gosh.

That's because he likes swag

#84 it's honestly annoying that people still believe that nonsense. Swag is a shortened version of the verb swagger which means to walk in an arrogant or boastful manner. Shakespeare used the word swagger in some of his plays so it's pretty old. Plus, given how the word is used it literally doesn't make sense for it to mean what you think it means. Why would people say "I got secretly we are gay for days!" or "That guy has so much secretly we are gay!" What would that even mean? Please think.

Actually #145, SWAG did mean Secretly We Are Gay in the 50s, as it was something you could be arrested for. It was a way to get other gay members of the community to come together and talk about issues and just meet other gay men.

best 25 cents those kids will ever spend

How did your sister get the beer in the first place? and you all failed to notice that it was beer?

I'm guessing like many families beer is in the fridge. it's not like ppl put it in a safe and wait til last minute to chill it. Easily accessible but the knowledge of being spanked if touched by a child was always a deterrent.

yes they walk around handing it to her ya know,the eleven year old.

I thought the same....How did you not notice? I mean, Corona is light enough to pass but how could you not notice the froth/foam? Not to mention no lemons floating?

Mike's Hard Lemonade. Nuff said.

I would recommend your parents ground her forever.

Why would op's mom ground her granddaughter?

it was his/her sister selling it. not his/her daughter.

Beside which, grounding her isn't going to help. A kid that resourceful will find a way around it.

Maybe I missed something, who mentioned anything about their grandmother being there?

shes a kid she doesnt know any bette

Even though it's just 3 stupid people, but why thumb my comment down? It's a true statement other than the one person talking about grandma.

Your sister is a hustler

Mike's hard lemonade stand?

Funny story... once at a party when I was about 5 or 6 there was an abandoned Mike's Hard Lemonade, and I made the mistake of thinking it was actual lemonade...

Silly falcon, you dont have hands ^_^

Five or six! That's about half your lifespan, Mr. Falcon!

Actually, I'm a Miss Falcon :) and yes I was a very dumb young falcon...

My apologies Miss Falcon.

I should have known because of the lovely sheen of your feathers...

Budweiser just found its newest marketer. The beer companies sure are starting them young....

What a badass.

They grow up so fast...