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FML - The follow-up
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Okay, I'm glad this FML got published. Thanks, guys! However, looks like I have some questions to answer. Firstly, my sister is almost eleven. The day before, we went shopping, and dad bought foir bottles of beer for a game he was going to watch in two days with his friends. My sister took the bottles and put the beer in cups, it totally looked like lemonade. She even put some lemons next to them! Yes, it was light beer, fortunately. But still alcohol. The kids told their mums the juice tasted funny, so they took a sip and figured out what it actually was. In the end, my sister's excuse was that she knew lemonade wouldn't have been successful anyway.
By IronSkye - / Thursday 29 August 2013 10:55 / Romania - Bucharest
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By  IronSkye  |  7

Okay, I'm glad this FML got published. Thanks, guys! However, looks like I have some questions to answer. Firstly, my sister is almost eleven. The day before, we went shopping, and dad bought foir bottles of beer for a game he was going to watch in two days with his friends. My sister took the bottles and put the beer in cups, it totally looked like lemonade. She even put some lemons next to them! Yes, it was light beer, fortunately. But still alcohol. The kids told their mums the juice tasted funny, so they took a sip and figured out what it actually was. In the end, my sister's excuse was that she knew lemonade wouldn't have been successful anyway.

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  SwaggCapone  |  11

#42 did your dad jerk off in a flower pot? cuz your a blooming idiot

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  Ellisonjulian  |  4

49, if you're going to be a grammar nazi, don't do it half assed. Remember to correct his capitalization and his spelling of the word "because". You, sir, are the dickhead

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  br00kr  |  22

Since you didn't know swag means secretly we are gay

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  stargirl_95  |  24

#84 it's honestly annoying that people still believe that nonsense. Swag is a shortened version of the verb swagger which means to walk in an arrogant or boastful manner. Shakespeare used the word swagger in some of his plays so it's pretty old. Plus, given how the word is used it literally doesn't make sense for it to mean what you think it means. Why would people say "I got secretly we are gay for days!" or "That guy has so much secretly we are gay!" What would that even mean? Please think.

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  thatgayboy  |  12

Actually #145, SWAG did mean Secretly We Are Gay in the 50s, as it was something you could be arrested for. It was a way to get other gay members of the community to come together and talk about issues and just meet other gay men.

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  turdlett  |  4

I'm guessing like many families beer is in the fridge. it's not like ppl put it in a safe and wait til last minute to chill it. Easily accessible but the knowledge of being spanked if touched by a child was always a deterrent.

By  chuka81  |  27

I would recommend your parents ground her forever.

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  tacojauns  |  44

Why would op's mom ground her granddaughter?

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