By IronSkye - 29/08/2013 10:55 - Romania - Bucharest

Today, my little sister opened a lemonade stand in front of our house. Surprisingly, she actually had a lot of customers, all kids. Two hours or so later, some parents came back complaining and threatening to sue my family. Turns out that what we thought was lemonade was actually beer. FML
I agree, your life sucks 50 546
You deserved it 6 926

IronSkye tells us more.

IronSkye 7

Okay, I'm glad this FML got published. Thanks, guys! However, looks like I have some questions to answer. Firstly, my sister is almost eleven. The day before, we went shopping, and dad bought foir bottles of beer for a game he was going to watch in two days with his friends. My sister took the bottles and put the beer in cups, it totally looked like lemonade. She even put some lemons next to them! Yes, it was light beer, fortunately. But still alcohol. The kids told their mums the juice tasted funny, so they took a sip and figured out what it actually was. In the end, my sister's excuse was that she knew lemonade wouldn't have been successful anyway.

Top comments

Pwn17 25

Damn, your sister is a genius. An evil genius.

MissWhitneyB 17

A hustler in training & a genuis, I like :D. What kid would think to place lemons next to it as well!


SwaggCapone 11

#42 did your dad jerk off in a flower pot? cuz your a blooming idiot

SawggCapone, your name itself induces the genocide of braincells. We smart people actually need those!

49, if you're going to be a grammar nazi, don't do it half assed. Remember to correct his capitalization and his spelling of the word "because". You, sir, are the ********

You also missed a hyphen, and it was 60 you were correcting, not 49. Don't be a smart-ass if you can't do it correctly.

br00kr 22

Since you didn't know swag means secretly we are gay

Guise, it's "swagg", it's like totally different, gosh.

subiedude08 17

That's because he likes swag

#84 it's honestly annoying that people still believe that nonsense. Swag is a shortened version of the verb swagger which means to walk in an arrogant or boastful manner. Shakespeare used the word swagger in some of his plays so it's pretty old. Plus, given how the word is used it literally doesn't make sense for it to mean what you think it means. Why would people say "I got secretly we are gay for days!" or "That guy has so much secretly we are gay!" What would that even mean? Please think.

thatgayboy 12

Actually #145, SWAG did mean Secretly We Are Gay in the 50s, as it was something you could be arrested for. It was a way to get other gay members of the community to come together and talk about issues and just meet other gay men.

best 25 cents those kids will ever spend

How did your sister get the beer in the first place? and you all failed to notice that it was beer?

I'm guessing like many families beer is in the fridge. it's not like ppl put it in a safe and wait til last minute to chill it. Easily accessible but the knowledge of being spanked if touched by a child was always a deterrent.

roryriddle 5

yes they walk around handing it to her ya know,the eleven year old.

I thought the same....How did you not notice? I mean, Corona is light enough to pass but how could you not notice the froth/foam? Not to mention no lemons floating?

FurryRocks 10

Mike's Hard Lemonade. Nuff said.

I would recommend your parents ground her forever.

Why would op's mom ground her granddaughter?

it was his/her sister selling it. not his/her daughter.

Beside which, grounding her isn't going to help. A kid that resourceful will find a way around it.

hcollins1 18

Maybe I missed something, who mentioned anything about their grandmother being there?

roryriddle 5

shes a kid she doesnt know any bette

hcollins1 18

Even though it's just 3 stupid people, but why thumb my comment down? It's a true statement other than the one person talking about grandma.

Funny story... once at a party when I was about 5 or 6 there was an abandoned Mike's Hard Lemonade, and I made the mistake of thinking it was actual lemonade...

Silly falcon, you dont have hands ^_^

AurumPotestasEst 16

Five or six! That's about half your lifespan, Mr. Falcon!

Actually, I'm a Miss Falcon :) and yes I was a very dumb young falcon...

AurumPotestasEst 16
AurumPotestasEst 16

I should have known because of the lovely sheen of your feathers...

Budweiser just found its newest marketer. The beer companies sure are starting them young....