But definitely hangovers

She's going to be an excellent business woman

Am I the only one who is reminded of family guy?

#2 No Mike's hard lemonade.

#42 did your dad jerk off in a flower pot? cuz your a blooming idiot

49: You're*. ********...

SawggCapone, your name itself induces the genocide of braincells. We smart people actually need those!

Oops. Bad grammar.

49, if you're going to be a grammar nazi, don't do it half assed. Remember to correct his capitalization and his spelling of the word "because". You, sir, are the ********

72, you forgot a period at the end.

You also missed a hyphen, and it was 60 you were correcting, not 49. Don't be a smart-ass if you can't do it correctly.

Since you didn't know swag means secretly we are gay

Guise, it's "swagg", it's like totally different, gosh.

That's because he likes swag

#84 it's honestly annoying that people still believe that nonsense. Swag is a shortened version of the verb swagger which means to walk in an arrogant or boastful manner. Shakespeare used the word swagger in some of his plays so it's pretty old. Plus, given how the word is used it literally doesn't make sense for it to mean what you think it means. Why would people say "I got secretly we are gay for days!" or "That guy has so much secretly we are gay!" What would that even mean? Please think.

Actually #145, SWAG did mean Secretly We Are Gay in the 50s, as it was something you could be arrested for. It was a way to get other gay members of the community to come together and talk about issues and just meet other gay men.

I'm guessing like many families beer is in the fridge. it's not like ppl put it in a safe and wait til last minute to chill it. Easily accessible but the knowledge of being spanked if touched by a child was always a deterrent.

yes they walk around handing it to her ya know,the eleven year old.

I thought the same....How did you not notice? I mean, Corona is light enough to pass but how could you not notice the froth/foam? Not to mention no lemons floating?

Mike's Hard Lemonade. Nuff said.

Why would op's mom ground her granddaughter?

it was his/her sister selling it. not his/her daughter.

Beside which, grounding her isn't going to help. A kid that resourceful will find a way around it.

Maybe I missed something, who mentioned anything about their grandmother being there?

shes a kid she doesnt know any bette

Even though it's just 3 stupid people, but why thumb my comment down? It's a true statement other than the one person talking about grandma.

Funny story... once at a party when I was about 5 or 6 there was an abandoned Mike's Hard Lemonade, and I made the mistake of thinking it was actual lemonade...

Silly falcon, you dont have hands ^_^

Beat me to it.

Five or six! That's about half your lifespan, Mr. Falcon!

Actually, I'm a Miss Falcon :) and yes I was a very dumb young falcon...

My apologies Miss Falcon.

I should have known because of the lovely sheen of your feathers...