By chaos2007 - 13/05/2009 05:11 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. After a day out partying, I came home to find all my stuff smashed in the yard, even my 42" plasma TV. After asking my girlfriend what her problem was, she said a "slut" left a message on the machine stating how fun last night was. It turned out to be my mom. FML
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simplyabsurd 0

I suggest ditching the psycho. A 42" plasma? I certainly hope she's going to buy you a new one. But my guess is she doesn't even have a job. Just because it has legs and talks doesn't mean it's worth dating.

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deaditegirl 0

Well, now maybe you can get a girlfriend who is slightly less crazy...

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meddude 0

make her pay for it and press charges. simple as that.

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neverland_fml 0

Whoa. That's---wooow. Crazy jealous much? She better pay you back for being such a jealous **** herself. XP

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fretforyerlatte 0

59 you don't gotta be rich to have a tv like that. that's what tax returns are for!

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JohnFR33M4N 0

**** that stupid bitch and sue her for every ******* penny she has AND THEN CHEAT ON HER

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j1026 0

That bitch just needs her ass whooped simply for calling your mom a **** then for ******* up your television

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turiya04 0

Leave her and seek charges for criminal property damage, then sue her in civil court for the damages.

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aback 4

I think I'd have her charged with criminal damaging, and get a restraining order on the bitch.

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kirby229 0

I'm gonna have to call a FYL and YDI on this one. Why doesn't your gf know what your mom's voice sounds like? And why did your mom come out on your birthday to parties with you and not your girlfriend? On the other hand, your girlfriend sounds insane, and girls like that give the rest of us a bad name.

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