Health: Today, it's been three weeks since I started using a hair-growth...

By bear - 21/05/2012 22:47 - Norway - Bod?

Today, it's been three weeks since I started using a hair-growth shampoo in the hopes of combating my balding. All it's done so far is make the hair I do have monstrously bushy, both upstairs and down. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2020 14:03

Today, after taking hair growth pills and using hair growth medicated shampoos, I have not seen any different in my thinning hair. Can't say the same about the hair sprouting on my knuckles, chin, and toes. My pubes are very thick, silky, and luscious thanks to the treatment. I'm a woman. FML

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By Hairless freak - 23/09/2012 08:14 - United States - Fallbrook

Today, after weeks of dealing with a bad hair cut, my hair finally grew back to my preferred length. Today is also the day my roommate replaced my shampoo with hair remover as a prank. FML

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By bushwhacker - 05/03/2015 23:34 - United States - Wichita

Today, it's been almost two months that I've been taking hair, skin and nails vitamins. The only thing growing noticeably longer, faster, stronger, and healthier are my pubes. I've never sheared a sheep before, but I imagine the maintenance I just did was comparable. FML

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By leopard - 01/06/2018 19:00

Today, I was finally confident enough to buzz half my hair off into the style I've wanted since I was young. Turns out that I have a particularly large and angry-looking skin problem across my scalp that may well have been there for years. It'll take months to grow back. FML

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It's not permanent

By Anonymous - 20/08/2020 02:02

Today, I have really big insecurities, and the ONLY thing I like about myself is my hair. I got it permed yesterday, and just now I used shampoo on it, and my hair is falling out. All 12” of it. FML

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By anonymous - 03/04/2016 21:50 - United States - Gainesville

Today, I discovered that the vitamin I've been taking for hair growth actually works really well. Unfortunately, it only works on my leg hair. FML

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Natty dread

By why???? - 05/09/2022 08:00

Today, I’ve been growing dreads for two years after I lost my hair to chemo. After visiting my boyfriend’s family, we all contracted lice from the kids. Even though I did the shampoo and treatment, my locks are too coiled to effectively comb out all the nits. I have to shave my head again. FML

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Hair issues

By Blake - 26/08/2022 00:00

Today, my wife is angry with me because after she'd convinced me to grow out my hair, it exposed my receding hairline. I shaved my head to the same appearance as when she married me, so I could feel more comfortable with my own body. FML

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By eww - 27/10/2010 05:24 - United States

Today, my dandruff issue is so awful that even my eyebrows have dandruff. FML

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By Bald - 21/10/2014 15:41 - Turkey - Istanbul

Today, my son gave me a bottle of shampoo for my birthday. I'm as bald as a coot. FML

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Tuesday 22 May 2012 2:07

Shrubbish! That product is complete shrubbish I must say.

Bagel09 11

Tuesday 22 May 2012 2:06

May want to trim the bush

Comments

ThermiteKitten 8

Tuesday 22 May 2012 4:55

It's all part of the plan. Grow an afro. Nobody can tell that you're balding if you have an afro!

XmoulcraftX 6

Tuesday 22 May 2012 4:58

Op is Repunzles sister. :3 Ps Get the weed wackier out for. Dat bush :3

jennt89 10

Tuesday 22 May 2012 5:09

why are you using it down?? ...

saidawhiting 14

Tuesday 22 May 2012 5:12

Oh dear. Embrace the balding, man. It'll be all right.

BrysGirl27 14

Tuesday 22 May 2012 5:34

Rogain. No. Mane N' Tail...no.. Head & Shoulders...not quite... ahhhh here we go! Head and Bush. Shower fresh:)

Driveshaft 5

Tuesday 22 May 2012 5:38

Shave the downstairs, glue it to the upstairs.

KatieKupcake4195 9

Tuesday 22 May 2012 6:11

I'm sure you look beautiful, OP. No more hair growing stuff for you though, ok? I don't believe in that stuff.

Riley97 0

Tuesday 22 May 2012 6:13

How did it get... Down? Trying to grow some hair down there huh?

MaryPoppins88 14

Tuesday 22 May 2012 6:15

Unfortunately the shampoo won't actually make your hair grow back it's suposed to strengthen the hair you do have so you don't bald any further

obeliks 4

Tuesday 22 May 2012 6:35

I stopped using shanpoo 5 weeks ago, and my hair is much better after that!!

obeliks 4

Tuesday 22 May 2012 7:04

*shampoo Btw, i'm from Norway too:):)

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